Chester County Library Needs Some Privacy Policies. Friendly Can Be Nosy.

I'm pretty friendly when it comes to talking to people that are servicing me. But I've got an issue with a particular librarian at our local library. Whenever I check out books, this individual needs to comment on the books.

This person sometimes even opens the book. "'Hmmm. Organic gardening huh? I guess it is about that time that people are starting to think about Spring.'" Or "'Cover Letters for Dummies'. Well you don't have to be a dummy to get your resume together these days.'"

I feel like getting these books out someday - and then this will happen:

"OK. What do we have today?. Oh. 'Making Masks'. Interesting. Alrighty and..Wow, "'The World of Serial Killers'. Creepy stuff there. And finally, 'Cover Your Tracks Without Changing Your Identity.' "

(nervously) "Will there be anything else?"

Yeah. Will you help me carry them to the car?

If The Reader's Digest ever publishes an evil version - I'm going to sell them this post. I think it would fit in nicely with that surprise ending thing I did there.

Blogger Answers Important Question At Press Conference

OK people, keep it down, keep it down....Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you....Dr Zibbs:

(audience screams that make a Beatles concert look like a Tuesday night poetry meeting at a Borders Bookstore)

Dr Zibbs: Hello everyone. I'm....(screaming continues)..I'm Dr......(bras and underwear are thrown on stage)....My name is Dr Zibbs (sexily raises one eyebrow).....

(crowd is uncontrollable...security is having a tough time holding back the crowd)...(Zibbs, like the pro he is, nonchalantly applies chap stick).

Head of Security: (into bullhorn) People! Please people. Please stop and calm down! And anyone caught throwing items to the stage will be removed, beaten on the way out and prosecuted!

Big Fat Lady at Front of Stage: F that noise, I'm going in!

Random Crowd member #1: Ahhhhhhhh! Oh My GOD!!!

Random Crowd Member #2: NOOOOOOOO! Oh the humanity!!!

Random Crowd Member #3: Does anyone know if they're still selling commemorative gifts in the lobby? I have my heart set on a That Blue Yak hand fan.

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