Are You A Lurker Reading My Blog And You Never Comment?
Are you a reader of my blog but you never comment? That's called a lurker you know. Or do you read my blog and you haven't left a comment in a while?
If so, please leave a comment in the comments section. I just want to get an idea who's out there. You can even just say, "Hi" if you can't think of anything to say. Or tell me your favorite food. Or what you like most about my blog.
I don't care. I just want to see who is secretly reading my blog.
And if you're a regular commenter, you're allowed to leave a comment too if you want. But leave some space for the new commenters.
53 comments:
Hydrogen iodide.
OK, you have to google stoned kid after dentist on youtube. I was going to post the link but surely you can do it better justice. You'll laugh your ass off.
Oh yeah, regular. Sorry dude.
It's no secret...
but HI!
Hey Jenks.
Thanks Susan I'll check that out.
Hi Lez - good to hear from you. I read all you posts.
"Hydrogen iodide"
HAAAAA. nice. real nice.
HI
I'll go back to my shadow now.
I had been known to lurk about these parts on occasion but today I added you to my blog roll.
I'M COMING OUT!!!!
Yep...I'm not a big fan of lurkers either but you know, I can't be mad. I suck at commenting.
Lurker!
I offer no excuses, I suck at commenting because I'm super lazy.
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I blame google reader...it has to be REALLY good to go to the site and comment.
Hey everyone - thanks for leaving a comments.
oh hello.
I'll 2nd Adriana's comment... Google Reader makes it way too easy to read a post then keep moving.
Oh shit - there's a word for me? I never saw myself as a lurker (but I did make myself sit up straight so I'm not hunched over my keyboard like Creeper of the Year.
My favorite food? Beef tamales and a XX.
Comment whore! ;)
Hi everyone. And yes BE Earl, I'm a commnent whore.
Eek! Every time someone asks lurkers to out themselves I feel like I got caught spying on my parents' conversation.
I really like your blog - I found it recently, and I think you are amusing - in a good way!
My favorite food is tied between potato dumpling leftovers fried up the next morning, and my mom's beef stroganoff. Both uber-healthy, I'm sure.
Do I have to stop being a lurker? It sounds so dark and mysterious and deadly. And also a little creepy.
Total lurker. Thanks for calling us out. And I love any food that goes with beer. Really, just beer...
I'm always curious about lurkers, too. I have several readers from around the world who have been quietly reading me for years, and I have no idea who they are.
I LOVE LAMP!
http://gravelfarm.blogspot.com/
Too extroverted to be a lurker.
Hi!
Pearl
Ok ~ sometimes I don't comment ~I'm too busy running to the bathroom so I don't piss my pants from laughing so much. I'll try to be better ~ promise.
I comment sometimes.
Hey, nerd. You can see the "David After Dentist" vid on my facebook page. It really is worth a gander.
Fishing, Zibbs? ; )
I would comment more often if I lived in PA, because then I'd know what you're talkin' about.
I've been lurking, but just commented on the funny video of the talk show host.
Representing Nova Scotia, Canada up in here!
Is that the alley where you take all your female followers?
Total lurker on your whole ring's blogs. Everyone has such a great sense of humor!
Oh, and my word ver is "droop"!
So this is where everybody is!
Holy cow look at all of these lurkers coming out of the woodwork.
I've never commented because I've just subscribed using Google reader.
Can I stop being a lurker now, it makes me feel strange.
I'm still here although I can't keep up with you and your endless posts (sort of the same idea as Endless Love but with less herpes and more hilarity)
This space available for comments:
We now return you to your lurking.
Hi! Thanks for the laughs.
Hey Hey Hey ! So I am a lurker sounds kinda mysterious and fun. Favorite food Chicken Fajita Nachos mmMMMmmmm
Hello. My name is Nej, and I'm a lurker.
Everybody: "Hello Nej"
Nikki, Cassie and Nej - What up?
Nah, I am a subscriber who never reads your blog, and I like macaroni and cheese. :P
I am an infrequent commenter who subscribes to you via googlereader.
Hi.
Love the blog. I just suffer from "lack of witty comments" disease. :-)
Probably haven't commented in a while, sorry. Actually working at work some, and by the time I get home, the one I want to comment is 3 posts old and 2 other people have stolen my line, and I just feel late to the party.
Sniffle.
[Hey guys... You think he bought it? I'm really just a lazy ass-mo-fo.]
And I taking back the balloon animals. ;-)
Hi...
I think Ive commented...but I couldnt swear to it.
Another lurker heard from. I too suffer from Lack-of-Funny-Comments Syndrome.
I tend to find my lurkers when someone I know in real life says, "I saw your boobs online."
Boobies!
I'm always here!
For those who don't commnent because you think you have to leave a witty comment - you don't.
Saying, "That was funny" or "You're the best Dr Zibbs" perfectly acceptable.
Mexican Combo Plate and lots of margaritas!
Look what the cat dragged in to comment.
Just me.
You are the BEST Dr Zibbs!
Texas girls love to lurk...
Do you realize that it took five minutes to scroll through all these comments? Ok, I'm a slow reader. By the time I get to the "Leave your comment", every original thought I've had, has been said...not as funny as mine would have been, but said. You are just too popular. We lesser bloggers have to reserve our verbal strength for lesser bloggers...see?
I enjoy your blog on the sly...even though you are a superbloggerstar type. And besides, it gives me ideas I can plagiarize.
My favorite food is barbecued Collie.
Did any of my recycling blow over to West Chester today? That would be the 8 empty milk gallons from the past week.
WOW this is like a party of commenters!!!
Bread!!!
And Hello i am no lurker but still Hello!!!
Dr. Z,
This is the first time I've visited, and I've already read and commented on a bunch of your posts! Much as I'd like to, though, I can't read all of your past posts tonight, or in my life time, but I'll read and comment in the future when I can!
You one funny blogger dude!
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