Friday, August 8, 2008

Chinese Olympics Opening Ceremony Scandal

August 8, 2008 - I don't know about everyone else, but I for one feel a bit ripped off over all of the hype concerning the ceremony at the Beiijing Olympics. I know the Chinese have been accused of being sneaky, but come on. As the old Chinese proverb says, "This looky like funny biz-nus". $250 million? Pu-leeaasse.


Falwless said...

Beijing has but two Is, son. Two Is.

Also, I can't view this video. Don't you like how every time you post a video I tell you I can't view it? As if your whole blog is written for me? (It is, right?)

But see, the reason I mention I can't view it is remember there was that one day where someone fell asleep at their innernets guard station and I was transported into a Magical Place Where YouTube Is Viewable? Yeah. That guy probably got fired, because the next day it was blocked again.

This was a terrible story, I apologize.

Please fix "Beijing."

Whiskeymarie said...

Unfortunately you can't see the grand finale in this video where her head explodes into a million pieces and fireworks shoot out of where her head used to be.
Cute, sacrificial, Chinese teenagers don't come cheap these days, you know.

Anonymous said...

I thought it was going to be one of those HOT asian videos where the chic was all in a bra and stuff, sliding around and doing stuff.

Now that's worth chang.

I mean change.

Elizabeth said...

I can do better than this in my Spinning shoes, on the sweat-slicked hardwood floor in my gym.

Keep in mind, I can't dance.

Chris said...

Is that a clip from a fetish video or something?

morgetron said...

Funny thing -- I am wearing the EXACT SAME OUTFIT as the girl in this video. ONLY stuff is green and I'm not wearing any underwear.

Gwen said...

I can't believe you have a tap dancing tag.

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