Monday, January 12, 2009

Bacon Is Everywhere You Look Online


Everywhere you look online you see bacon. I'm not complaining - I'm just pointing it out. On my blogger friend MJenk's blog Crown of Thistles today he's got a great post about bacon. There are bacon products on my sidebar THAT YOU CAN BUY. And I'm sure right now in a store there are people actually buying real bacon. Right now!

With all of this bacon mania, I have a question. Do you think someone, somewhere loves bacon so much they made out with it? Like actually pulled their shades down then put two strips together to look like lips and had a make out session with the bacon? I bet they did.

Man. You people are sick.

50 comments:

small one said...

Bacon is the default meat. Didn't you know? I am a vegetarian and ordered an egg and cheese sandwich. The menu had "egg sandwich with your choice of cheese and meat." I chose cheese. The sandwich came out with bacon and the waiter gets mad at me b/c I didn't order meat. He said rudely, "Well, bacon is the default meat." Bacon IS everywhere. Why is the government pushing it on us?? It just might be an experimental mind controlling substance...

Pearl said...

That IS sick.
Man. I hope I'm not one of those people!
Pearl

Dr Zibbs said...

Hey Small One! I remember meeting you! What up? Why don't you start a blog?

Pearl - only you can look within yourself and see if you ARE one of those people.

Bacon Lady said...

Bacon is everywhere. Just as it should be.


Amen.

Rhea said...

Bacon bra. Now I've seen everything.

sista #2 said...

Bacon is frying in my kitchen as I type. Tonight.....it's a breakfast dinner.....yum.

And no, I didn't make out with it first.....maybe I should have though....


peace
#2

mike said...

I fucking love bacon. I want to marry it and have little bacon bits. And bacon boobs (as pictured) may be the greatest thing I have ever seen.

Tony Spunk said...

Boobs! I mean bacon, is awesome. I'd cover my loins in it and wriggle until some lady offered to eat it off.

Wait, did I say that out loud? Again?

small one said...

Blogging is a large commitment. As you can read avoiding bacon is even larger. My hands are full. Word up, my friend.

Cora said...

Well, there's a picture I never thought I'd see.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

What is it about bacon that brings out the "nasty" in people. Is bacon sexy??

Scope said...

The funny thing to me is that I almost used that picture about a week ago when I wrote about meeting (but not MEATing) Bacon Lady.

The fact that the bacon is uncooked in the bra does bother me a little.

For Christmas, my sister made little smokies, wrapped in bacon, and covered in carmelized brown sugar. Set a little tray of those bastards next to the carrot sticks at your next party, and see how the people vote.

URBAN BLONDE said...

I like my bacon cooked. And yes I have made out with it.

Michelle said...

I did!!

I do!!

AND i don't eat meat!!!!

Love
Me

Grant Miller said...

Go Veg!

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Hey, I cooked the bacon first before I made out with it. I fry up over easy eggs to make it look like a face. I call her "Frannie."

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Also...I don't know what this chick in the bacon bra looks like, but I want to marry her.

slopmaster said...

I think there's a fetish for absolutely everything, including bacon. I've made out with my car before. I really did love that car.

Amy xxoo said...

Dude, if someone can try screwing an apple pie, i'm pretty sure some other sicko will try doing the bacon!

Me, personally - I'm not into bacon so much....

Heinous said...

I'm just hoping they cooked it first.

TishTash said...

Hmm...the only time I've ever known of bacon's involvement in an act of passion is in Hot Shots when Topper Harley cooks some on the girl's stomach.

Yeah, I referenced Hot Shots.

Sassy Britches said...

I have never made out with bacon, but given the choice between bacon and sausage, I'm all over that bacon.

Always a Bridesmaid said...

I was once at a bar and saw a guy buy a piece of bacon a drink. It was weird.

BTW, apparently bacon drinks jack and coke.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Her bacon bra is not doing much for me but her pits sure are sexy as hell.

Morgan the Muse said...

that woman did a lousy job shaving her armpits.

John Young said...

Zibbs, I miss the days that you used to teach me karate in your bacon miniskirt.

buffalodick said...

Pure genius....

Philly said...

That bacon is not very supportive.

#1

Talk With No Thought said...

i'm going to have nightmares about that picture.

B.E. Earl said...

You haven't lived until you've tried bacon-infused bourbon. It is to die for.

Jennifer and Sandi said...

Huh????? In my 46yrs of life that has never EVER even crossed my mind? I'm going back to bed!

HAPPY TUESDAY!

- Jennifer

Swedish Chef said...

Small One, next time you get accidental bacon you just bring it on down to your good friend Swedish Chef. I'll make sure to cook some everyday so the wafting smells will remind you.

Zibbs, all I can tell you is warm raw bacon is just like a nice warm apple pie... you get where I'm going with this... do you? Get the hint? Reading between the lines... See what I mean is you can have sex with raw... Nevermind I just threw up a little. Thats nasty.

But man oh man do I love bacon...

Slyde said...

theres no way that bacon bra could hold up a decent pair of boobies...

raf said...

This woman is giving me a good idea of how to go to a beach on a summer day, getting some tan, oil my body and cooking at the same time..

katrocket said...

When you say "someone, somewhere", are you actually referring to yourself?

It's cool, man - I won't judge your bacon love.

Gwen said...

I'm wearing that bra RIGHT NOW.

Giggle Pixie said...

Um...I can honestly (and thankfully) give that one a "no".

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

LOLOL

Susan said...

Wow. I'm at a loss for a comment today.

Greta said...

BACON BOOBIES!

saratogajean said...

The thought of covering my boobies in raw bacon makes them (my boobies) want to detach themselves from my body and hide under my desk.

I've got to stop thinking about it.

J. Hi said...

Yes, I do think it is possible. Bacon is that good.

Bacon give me a reason to go on. It's good with anything.

Dr Zibbs said...

Kat - No. It's not me who made out with the bacon - looks too much like a dude's lips. Now if you put some lipstick on that bacon maybe I could be talked into it.

Scope said...

I guess that's another definition of "putting lipstick on a pig."

Cowguy said...

What everyone else said plus "extra crispy".

BACON!

Cameron said...

I'd make out with bacon if:

a) it was cooked and
b) it was still on that chick's boobs

Alice said...

Bacon is my favorite meat... I can eat a whole pound for breakfast if my husband will let me... I wouldn't make out with eat just eat it

kirby said...

In the rough draft, I'm pretty sure Philip Roth had Alexander Portnoy screwing bacon instead of liver.

Caffeine Court said...

That's not bacon...she went to Brazil for cheap breast implants and those are the scars!!!

Chris said...

We loved this one! Hilarious.

They have proven the rule of thumb that there is no food that can't be improved with the addition of one or more of 1) bacon, 2) cheese, 3) olive oil, or 4) chocolate.

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