Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Look Out! Theater People Are Attacking


I have no idea if this book is good or not but every time I see this Attack of the Theater People book at the Exton Barnes and Noble I just start cracking up.

I'm waiting to see someone I know in the store so I can sneak up on them, reach this book around the corner into their face and say, "Hiiiiiiiiii there big boy."

26 comments:

Swedish Chef said...

Jazz Hands!!!!!!!!!

B.E. Earl said...

Dude on the cover looks a little like a young Matthew Modine. In a gay way.

Megan said...

You know, I am getting a stronger and stronger feeling that you might be an uncomfortable person to know at times.

sista #2 said...

I thought it was Scott Baio on the cover.


peace
#2

Gage said...

You know what I HATE? yes that's right, the THEATRE! (or is it Theater in the US of A?)

SkylersDad said...

Dancers are bad news, but not as bad as this!

Kez said...

That is a pretty hilarious book title/cover.
I would crack up too. Except I would buy it because I couldn't help myself.

Talk With No Thought said...

Ok, so those purple pants are totally awesome and all, but i would rather hang out with the guy with the radio on his shoulder. I think if i threw some cardboard down he'd be able to break dance 80's-style without any problems. And that's just sort of what i'm looking for in a gay-man.

Giggle Pixie said...

Wow, that guy looks really, really happy! Oh, and gay. Definitely gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Chris said...

I'm more interested in "How I Paid For College" by the same author. Especially if it involved wearing this outfit.

Shieldmaiden96 said...

Swing by the Coatesville Cultural Society some time. See em in their natural habitat. Prepare to be hugged.

Heff said...

I'm with B.E. Earl. That's Matthew Modine (pre-"Birdie")

Gwen said...

Want.

I also want that lunch lady action figure displayed down there in that Amazon ad. She is awesome and would make the perfect funny gift for some special blogger in your life. And I'm pretty sure someone special has a birthday coming up . . .

Cowguy said...

"...and I'm dancing like neverrrrr before!"

J.

Dr Zibbs said...

Gwen - see - you can click on that lunch lady thing and order. I'm allowed to tell people to do that but technically I'm not supposed to tell people to click on the non-Amazon ads.

Cowguy - I know you're covered in water right now.

180/360 said...

Awesome and I'm even a former theatre student. But I was more of the sexy, moody, drama filled variety. ;)

Divine Chaos said...

my first thought seeing that picture was .. when did richard simmons start wearing spandex? I don't know why it make me think of him .. but yeah. scary and hysterical all at the same time.

Jennifer and Sandi said...

That photo makes me want to never go to a movie theatre again! Well....maybe I lied a tad. I want to go see Mall Cop and Gran Torino. Can I retract my first statement???

- Jennifer

Dr Zibbs said...

Jennifer - see Gran Torino. It's great.

Scope said...

Make a bronze statue of that bad boy, and give it out as "The Gay Heisman Trophy."

Because you don't have to be hoosexual to be gay.

Sass said...

Y'all see Matthew Modine...I see Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins.

Maybe my eyesight isn't back yet.

And can Scope please fill me in on the definition of a "hoosexual?"

'Cause I'm feeling a little...HOO...Sexual.

or somethin'.

Scope said...

I saw that the minute I hit publish, smart-ass. I meant "Homer-sexual", like sexual for a yeller nuclear plant worker.

words words words said...

When did Adrian Zmed start modeling for book covers?

J.J. in L.A. said...

Looks like a young Bill Clinton to me...if a guy is married to a pantsuit wearin' woman, he's gotta be gay.

URBAN BLONDE said...

Oh SNAP!

~E said...

I would buy it just for the cover.

Then I would proudly display it on my coffee table whenever friends come to call and let hilarity ensue!