Vibrating Touch By Trojan - Are These Being Used At Work?
Has anyone seen the Vibrating Touch commercial? It's a fingertip massager (say: vibrator). I think it's genius that Trojan came out with this product. They've also packaged it in a thin box that looks similar to a condom box. Brilliant. I bet they're going to sell millions of units.
And I love the commercial where the old lady is listening to the two chicks talking about it then she chimes in and tells them where they can buy it. I've been interrupted by strangers at least a dozen times while discussing Ben Wa balls with friends so I guess the commercial is pretty realistic.
I do have two questions though. Are that many women bringing these things to work that they need to be pocket sized for concealment? Has anyone ever caught anyone or suspected someone giving themselves a "massage" at work?
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No, sorry. Dr. Zibbs. I don't watch pornography like you do, you sick deviant.
And here's me thinking those were just for scratching an itch you're too lazy to move for. Well, I guess in a way they are!
In other news, I'm now dumping all my (non-existent) cash into shares in those.
Damn.. i'm buying stocks also...
At work, shit I wish.
The deiviant Club
Can we expect a product review? Or am I going to have to do this on my own time?
I'm tempted.
peace
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Saratogajean - please do a product review. Take lots of pictures.
Sista #2 -Ohhhhh behave. Since Saratogajean probably doing a regular review - please do an audio review. Ifffff..you know what I mean.
I have never used that particular product. But there are certain days when I'm at work where the feeling to masterbate overcomes me, and I have to go to the bathroom immediately and take care of things. Maybe I should invest in one of these :)
i used to have a pocket-sized one to use when traveling.
and you know, nothing goes with a vera bradley dufflebag quite as nicely as the remote controlled rabbit.
i dunno, but i could use that right now...
I will be glad to write a blog post if anyone wants to do product research.
I know EXACTLY which commercial you're talking about and it's HILARIOUS!! It has to be one of my favorites... I was also planning on blogging about this little number. Before I decided to take my sabbatical ;)
I know that a little.. err.. massage at work would keep the clients I talk to all day MUCH safer from the evil wrath of nyxie.
Note to self - go shopping.
I used to work with a girl who had a monster sized b.o.b. (battery operated boyfriend) in her purse at all times.
And there were rumors about a girl using canned vegetables shoved in a condom for some random sexual purpose...I have no clue.
I think this product should be reviewed immediately...like...now...now...now...
right there...there...there...
Sorry...got a little caught up.
Sass - canned vegetables? Are you sure that's not an urban legend?
I can't tell you the number of times I have been interrupted by strangers while using Trojan products!
If they ever invent a vibrator that will bring home a paycheck, and cut the grass- men are doomed..
I've not seen the commercial you're talking about. But you say you can buy these gadgets all over now?
Hmmm.
Okay, gotta go. I think I forgot something at the store earlier. *wink*
Nah. I'm a Nanny. And I bet they have a Nanny cam.
"I've been interrupted by strangers at least a dozen times while discussing Ben Wa balls with friends so I guess the commercial is pretty realistic."
Well if you'd quit doing that loudly in church and the public library, strangers would probably leave you alone, Dr. Z.
yup, those little finger massagers are nice. They help work out the muscles when they're tight and stuff *blinks innocently*
How the hell do you think I get through most days?
My understanding was it was corn, and no, not an urban legend. Apparently corn sans juice packs tightly into a condom...
I'm feeling a post coming on...
No, I'm actually not. Even I can't quite stoop to that level.
I saw that commercial once and was horrified. I asked myself the same questions.
Of course. Duh. Right before smoke break(s).
Why dont they got that good stuff here in Asia? So unfair. are you kidding me I would so bring that everywhere I go. Plane, work...how fun and easy climax, damn I want one now
My old roommate, T-Bone, was once using a stall (for it's official purpose) at his office when someone entered the next stall and decided to "work out some frustrations."
VIGOROUSLY!
UNDETERED BY A COURTESY FLUSH!
He felt... trapped and violated.
Wow. If I had not clicked on that link I would have thought that Ben Wa Balls was an abbreviation for Ben Wallace's Balls. I would have been wayyy off. I learned something today, and I thank you for it.
I saw that commercial on the Discovery Channel at 615pm on a Sunday.
SERIOUSLY, what does that say about our society???
wait, they make pocket sized ones???????
I would imagine they are not being used at work, since even the little ones make noise.
Or so I'm told.
Wow with my discovery of blogging and now this...
Ohhhhh Yeah.... I never need a reason to go home
No work getting done here
I have never caught anyone at work doing this. Despite years of tireless effort.
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