Friday, January 23, 2009

I Can See That Chick's Crack! Blackberry Camera Help Needed!

So suppose one can see some chick's crack right now because she's wearing low rider jeans.

And suppose one wanted to snap a picture with their Blackberry and email it to his friend Sean but when taking a picture, the camera makes a noise.

How would one - and I'm not saying it's me - disable the sound so the chick wouldn't hear the camera go off?

Or would it be better to take the picture and make a really loud sound at the same time like a fake sneeze, dropping a book or yelling something like, "Don't turn around! Some bees are about to sting you!!"

Or maybe this person - this person that I'm totally making up - would just take the picture. Then when the chick turned around he could pretend he's trying to figure out the blackberry as if he just bought it and he could be looking at it and in a curious, confused way and say,

"Now that's not how it sends email...hmmm? (taps blackberry on desk then shakes it). Hello? Verizon? Who can even figure these things out anyway? Not me........

36 comments:

B.E. Earl said...

I dunno, but you have my email address in case you wanna, ya know...send me something.

Cameron said...

I would think that one would just take the picture, and when the girl turns around to confront, just say, "If you didn't want the attention, you wouldn't dress like a skanky whore." Then mutter under your breath, just loud enough for said skanky whore to hear, "Wait til Jeff sees this....spank material."

Dr Zibbs said...

BE Earl - If this person take the picture I'll give him the message.

Cameron - very wise tip.

Nej said...

I've never been able to find one...but did find this on the internet.

There is another way....

1. Plug in the earpiece
2. Open media player and play something
3. Press pause.
4. Open the camera and shoot!

The camera sound is now played through the earpiece rather than the speaker.

Seems like a lot of work for such a simple thing though.

Sassy Britches said...

Ya'll seem to be going to a lot of trouble for a butt crack! It's not like it's another part of the woman's anatomy. You all have one!

SkylersDad said...

Take the picture and when she turns around start acting all professional photographer on her.

"The camera loves you baby! You're a jungle cat, crawl toward me and roar!"

Gwen said...

It would be even funnier if said person could get a picture of himself (or herself since this person is "hypothetical") dropping a quarter into her exposed buttcrack.

Susan said...

Shit, just snap it! And when she turns around to question you, just smile, wink and say "That's beautiful". How could she be angry??? It would work for me!

Sarah's Blogtastic Adventures said...

She probably wouldnt hear the click unless you were somewhere quiet like the library or church...

You could always say you work for the adult film industry and she looks like good prospect? Translate: a cheap slutty whore with her ass hanging out

I am sure porn has been made on less quality phones than a blackberry. (not that I would know or anything like that)

The Diva on a Diet said...

I'm not saying this person *does* exist, but if said person did exist, that individual would make my day if he were to follow Gwen's advice. Hypothetically, speaking, of course.

Cora said...

Just take the pic. I bet a dozen other guys have done the same thing earlier in the day. She's used to it, I'm sure. If however she DOES turn around and gets pissy, just play dumb. Dumb, dumb, dumb. It works for me. Not that I take pics of chick's butt cracks though.

Dr Zibbs said...

Gwen and Susan - great advice from both of you.

Sassy - we all have one but this one is on a chick.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

If you can see another's ass crack due to low rider jeans then it belongs to all of us. You were well within your rights.

Sornie said...

Consequences be damned, just share the photo. Is it a cute crack, a sloppy crack or one that you feel the need to spackle shut because you can see hair?

And for silencing it, there should be an option in the camera options menu to silence the shutter sound.

Andy said...

Why not own up to it, or go with the classic, Crack Kills, or maybe buy her a drink... all good options.

Anonymous said...

I'm with SkylarsDad...he appears to like women. I've got the roaring down pat!

Julia@SometimesLucid said...

It's been a long time since I've seen a woman NOT showing ass crack! Go ahead and take the picture - she knows how low her jeans are hanging and apparently doesn't have a problem with it.

saratogajean said...

Can't help you with your fancy phone...I'm still rockin' my old LG from Verizon.

Belle said...

Forget the problem. Susan has just volunteered to let you take a picture of her butt-crack. Lucky you. You don't have to cough or sneeze or anything.

Michelle said...

I think you should pull you pants down to the butt crack and then ask somebody else to take both yours and her photo together that way it double the fun!!!

Do it!!!

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raf said...

If you are not alone,ask your friend to stand quite in line with the butt, then take 2 pict, one of the friend(just in case the girl is clever and realize the move)and one of the butt...
If you are alone,say loud "damn,I hate those new cellphone..I don't know what I'm doing right now,(and after taking the pict..)excuse me lady,would you perhaps know how to make a phone call?Shall I try to call to your cell to see if it's working?
(this can work if you are not too young looking.. )

Dr Zibbs said...

OK - the girl left ages ago. Feel free to send me a picture of your butt crack (no fatties) if you must.

Or if you post a picture of it on you blog I'll write a post about it on my blog with a link. FIRST PERSON ONLY. And no dudes.

Imagine all of the traffic you'll get!

Greta said...

Were you at the library again Zibbs? Those damn book nerds never stop with their ass cracks.

Just Dave said...

I'm with Susan, although I would probably say something really suave like, "Nice butt".

J.J. in L.A. said...

>And no dudes.

Tsk, tsk, tsk...I imagined you to be the adventurous type, what with being a yak and all.

URBAN BLONDE said...

Funny how this only seems to work from the male perspective. If I ever see ass crack on a guy, I usually just want to gouge my eyes out with my crackberry not snap pics of it.

Giggle Pixie said...

I'm with the others who said if she put it out into the public view, then it's open season on buttcrack photos!!!

diane said...

Buttcrack is actually a Tibetin word meaning "to show lack of modesty and respect". Snap it, dude.

Sassy Britches said...

Zibbs! Was this girl the same woman from your wife's book club who last week saw you looking at porn? THAT would be a pic worth taking!

Scope said...

I think there's some kind of law, or regulation or some carp on camera phones that they have to make a sound for that whole, "snapping pix on the sly in the locker room thing." There's probably a software workaround, but there's a reason you found the bit about the headphones when you looked it up. It's probably easier.

Leonesse said...

Was there a big thong hanging out the top, cuz that's just nasty. Tastefully done, though... Go for it.

WendyB said...

I've been wondering why dudes keep yelling at me about bees!

Dr Zibbs said...

WendyB -Dots a Good Von!

Dale said...

So this is why they call them Crackberries? I think Skyler's Dad has the right idea!

LYDIA said...

This post hit home with me... I hate how my blackberry makes a noise everytime it takes a picture! Drives me crazy!

Dr Zibbs said...

Lydia - just send me a picture of your crack. It'll make everything OK.