Thursday, January 15, 2009

Weird Dreams, Dogs and Nipple Find


I just had another weird dream. I was doing stuff around my house and something was rubbing against my pants. Right below my belt.

So I pull my pants down a bit and there are two nipples that had grown on my pelvic area. So I run in a panic to show my wife and she calmly says, "I wouldn't worry about it, you know how dogs have multiple nipples? Maybe it's just some weird genetic thing and it's totally harmless."

What!!!!??????

36 comments:

Giggle Pixie said...

Dude, you seriously need to keep a log of all your dreams. It would make one incredibly funny book! Or a disturbing one....ha! :-)

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

Well, you know what Freud would say about that: You're obsessed with sex.

Queen Goob said...

Nah....it means his wife thinks he's a dog.

Dr Zibbs said...

Giggle Pixie - I do keep a log of my dreams. It's called my blog.

J. Hi said...

I looked that up in my 'what dreams mean' book and I think your dream means that you are gay or scared of Simon Cowell--one or the other.

Queen Goob said...

…..or he's self-conscious about how big his nipples really are and he's scared someone will see them and comment on his girlie-mon nipples and then he'll have to kill someone and wind up growing a goatee in prison so his boyfriend feels like he's having sex with a woman and not a really big nippled blue yak.

Queen Goob said...

Yeah, that's it.

.::~P~::. said...

AHAH weird dream!

To see nipples in your dream, relate to infantile needs and a regression into dependency or refers to your negative feelings about relationships. You also might feel sexually inadequate.

.....hopefully for you it's none of these and it's just a random dream...

Jennifer and Sandi said...

I think your wife is one smart cookie!

I've heard that eating a bag of Brach's Jelly Bells as in the photo, does help with odd dreams.

- Jennifer

Swedish Chef said...

Nice one Dr. Nipplepants...

Dr Zibbs said...

Swedish Chef - aren't you due to write another post?

words words words said...

From now on, you're Dr. Nipps.

raf said...

Well..about that nipples..I supposed you would be spending most of the day touching them!
And you could stick your..between them..and enjoy yourself!
Are your dreams suggesting you.. that you are perhaps sexually bored?

Gwen said...

Are you sure they weren't just ticks?

katrocket said...

Hahahahaha! Super(fluous)!

Falwless said...

That is the awesomest dream in the history of ever. I'm totally gonna try to top that one tonight when I go to sleep.

Some Guy said...

Did you try milking them in your dream? In my dreams, milk prices are through the roof, so this could be a real money saver.

Dr Zibbs said...

To Gwen and others thinking that they might not have been tick bites - I examined them closely and they were thick, meaty, disgusting man nipples. They weren't even a match to my perfectly sized nips which made it more horrifying.

Chris said...

I told you to quit dropping a 1/2 hit of LSD before going to sleep, but would you listen?

kirby said...

At least it wasn't Ray Milland's head down, you know, down there.

H said...

I could give a shit about the dream...I want to know what kind of job you have that you get to sleep in until 11:48am??

Oh but the dream means you are turning to beastiality.

Dr Zibbs said...

H - What kind of job do I have? Do you think That Blue Yak could exist without it being a fulltime venture with a huge staff? Use your head girl.

As for the posting time, I've been trying to post at various times so people in different parts of the world can all get a chance to be one of the first few to leave a comment. In the past, people in certain parts of the world probably had to set their alarms for the middle of the night just to leave an early comment. And that's just not fair.

jiggins said...

ahahahahahahaa! ha!

Greta said...

Awww. Wives always know the best things to say.

Fancy Schmancy said...

Maybe your biological clock is ticking and this is your subconcious's way of saying you want another baby.

O.G. said...

I'm no Freud but perhaps subconciously you feel like you're missing on some suckling below the belt. And yes I did feel wrong typing that.

Cora said...

Your wife totally called you a dog there. No doubt about it. So.... is she correct, Sir?

Idiosynkrasia said...

wow mister, I don't even know what to say about that. pretty funny but definitely WTF??

Kez said...

Your subconscious is one funny dude.

sista #2 said...

You are freaking me out.


peace
#2

Lisa-tastrophies said...

I;m sorry about the dream. But I was more distured about the poor dog in the picture. It looks like she has mastitis. I hope she is doing well

URBAN BLONDE said...

And you think my dreams are weird.

Michelle said...

Ummmm yeah WHAT?????

I am getting seriously scared being your stalker!!!

Love
Stalker

Caffeine Court said...

When you squeezed them did milk come out?

dizzblnd said...

EVEN I don't have an interpretation for that one... except maybe nipple envy? Wait.. you already have 2 .. nope I got NOTHIN

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