Here's What I Want For My Jan 8 Birthday
I'm sure you've all marked down on your calendars that my birthday is January 8th (Thursday) but have you gotten me a gift yet? I have an idea for a gift. I'd like to have my biggest traffic week this week so I'm asking everyone to send a mass email out to your friends and tell them something like this*:
Hey friend, I'm not sure you read blogs at all, but the best one in the world is THAT BLUE YAK. Check it out. Simply Google this: That Blue Yak.
And here are links to some of his funniest posts:
Real Sex Talk From My Dad
Top 10 Things I Need To Know About Carny Housing
The Chris Burke Birthday Post
I'm Totally Picking A Dance Fight This Weekend
West Chester Blogger Considers Testing Out A Skull Topped Walking Stick
West Chester Blogger Invents Drinking Parlour Game
Hopefully Philly Heat Won't Kill Any Old People **
Pear Body Shape - Let's Get Learnin'
Gypsy Foot Care Factory Opens Up Shop In Chester County
Valentine's Day Tips From Humble Fork Lift Operator
Other ideas for January 8: Send me nude or revealing pictures. I'm discreet. Write a post about me. Leave a message on my Snapvine recorder (long distance charges apply as Fancy Schmancy has informed me so make sure you have long distance or use your cell phone).
*If you send out a mass email, let me know in the comments.
** I forgot how much this post made me laugh.
32 comments:
I was so gonna get you the jet fuel to go with the jet we got ya.
But instead, I got you THIS instead. I can't imagine this taking a horrific turn for the worst.
Did you know you share a birthday with Elvis and my sister. Small world huh.
I would be honored to write you a post. Look for it at:
http://cultureofbeer.blogspot.com/
Look for it Thursday.
Hope you get lots of loot,
Doc
I thought you wanted a hippo for your birthday! I'll see what else you can get for a gift.
I'm getting you a rock. You better like it too.
Sweet, a fellow January baby. How about for your birthday i contribute to your mass readership by becoming a new regualr reader ?
Will that count? Otherwise, theres the nude picture thing...
Happy birthday for the 8th!
When I saw your post in my reader I thought that you would say that you wanted a hippo for your birthday. I was most disappointed that you didn't. I was going to get you a pygmy hippo. Compact and impossibly cute.
Never mind...
I'm sorry, Zibbs, but I'm gonna have to see a birth certificate. I don't go around showing the girls to just anyone because they say it's their birthday...
Anymore.
I wondered about the hippo too...
How did you get that photo of my ex-mother-in-law?
AV
http://netherregionoftheearthii.blogspot.com/
http://tomusarcanum.blogspot.com/
You'll get nothing and like it!
Tired of the jet already? You kids these days...
Sandi and I will be shipping you one fainting goat. He'll be helpful in the summer with the lawn chores and keepin ya laughing!
You can thank us later!
Happy Wednesday!
- Jennifer and Sandi
Happy Birthday Eve! I posted my craigslist post for you today as an early birthday gift. Since I'm probably the earliest gift giver, I should be your second favorite blogger (after yourself, of course).
Here's what's reallllll sad to me. I saw the animal and said to myself, "Self? Why does Dr. Zibbs want a rhinocerous for his birthday?
Yeah.
The short bus will be here soon, I need to go find my helmet.
And I'll figure out some ultra special for your day...;) Be prepared.
Make that someTHING ultra special.
My helmet strap was in the way.
A hippo eating cake?
I'm on it.
Don't hold your breath for risqué photos, unless they include hippos.
Berfday!
Oh, Zibbsy, I had no idea it's your birthday tomorrow! With a little more notice, I could have had a great gift for you. As it is, I'll do my best for tomorrow. Check out my blog tomorrow and see what I got for you.
You don't ask for much do you????
Thanks for the heads up!
Isn't Jan 8th considered a national holiday? Well if it's not it should be!
happy Birthday.. a day early...
I want a koala bear for my birthday
I can't wait for tomorrow - BEST DAY EVER! Until my birthday that is.
Don't mess with the hippo. She will F you up. Trust me and what remains of my torso on that.
Happy birthday. If you get any boobies, I'd really, really like to see them. I'll trade you some boob pics that I've been sent.
How about a case of the clap and a cold sore?? Can I interest you in that??
Hi!
Haven't a clue who you are bjust thought I'd say it's my birthday tomorrow too(jan the 8th!)
Happy Birthday!!",)
So, c'mon, confess: How old will you be?
happy birthday a day early!
maybe if you are lucky i'll slip you a nip.
You want a meat cake? I posted a picture of a meat cake not too long ago so I'll save you a slice and light 'er up!
Hippo Birthday!
SNORK.....Catherinette is FUNNY!
Happy Birthday Dr. Zibbs!
-Scope sent me :)
I can't *sob* believe *sob* that I missed it *sob*. I'm so sorry, happy belated!
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