I'm sure you've all marked down on your calendars that my birthday is January 8th (Thursday) but have you gotten me a gift yet? I have an idea for a gift. I'd like to have my biggest traffic week this week so I'm asking everyone to send a mass email out to your friends and tell them something like this*:
Hey friend, I'm not sure you read blogs at all, but the best one in the world is THAT BLUE YAK. Check it out. Simply Google this: That Blue Yak.
And here are links to some of his funniest posts:
Real Sex Talk From My Dad
Top 10 Things I Need To Know About Carny Housing
The Chris Burke Birthday Post
I'm Totally Picking A Dance Fight This Weekend
West Chester Blogger Considers Testing Out A Skull Topped Walking Stick
West Chester Blogger Invents Drinking Parlour Game
Hopefully Philly Heat Won't Kill Any Old People **
Pear Body Shape - Let's Get Learnin'
Gypsy Foot Care Factory Opens Up Shop In Chester County
Valentine's Day Tips From Humble Fork Lift Operator
Other ideas for January 8: Send me nude or revealing pictures. I'm discreet. Write a post about me. Leave a message on my Snapvine recorder (long distance charges apply as Fancy Schmancy has informed me so make sure you have long distance or use your cell phone).
*If you send out a mass email, let me know in the comments.
** I forgot how much this post made me laugh.