Monday, March 9, 2009

Dude With Long Nose Hair Repulses Chester County Blogger.



Oh yeah. I just remembered this. I was at this formal event last week. I'm mingling around with my red wine talking to people - things are going well. I approach someone I haven't seen in a while. I say hi and he introduces me to the guy he's talking to.

I turn my head to look at the guy and this dude* has two manes of nose hairs coming out of his beak. I'm talking nose hairs at least a half inch long. How the hell does someone look in the mirror and not realize that something has to be done?

Doesn't this guy wonder why everyone is looking at his nostrils?

There's no excuse for this. I seriously need to know - why do you think some dudes refuse to trim their nose hairs? Do you think they don't care? I bet some don't trim because they think using a nose clipper would be too feminine. Maybe they think the ladies don't care.

And one more thing to add. Do you see that finger nose hair clipper above? That's a real product. And for all the weird stuff I buy simply because it's weird and funny -that finger nose hair clipper is even over the top for me.

* If by the rare chance you were at an event last week in Chester County and you look like Ed Begley Jr., It's you that I'm talking about here. Do everyone a favor and clean yourself up. Jesus Christ.

26 comments:

Blonde Goddess said...

I bought Mr.Man one of those for Christmas last year.

It works.

I'm just saying...

moooooog35 said...

They need to put a warning on the box for that thing that says 'Do not insert this finger trimmer into your anus or you may incur some nasty nasty things going on.'

I'd expand more, but the lawsuit is still pending.

Whiskeymarie said...

I work with a guy with this problem. He's young, has a cute wife, and by all other accounts seems to care about his appearance. Then, why oh WHY will he not trim up the nostril weasels?

WHY????

Jennifer and Sandi said...

Yep clean noses are important. We own a nose hair trimmer. Not your goofy finger one though. Just a regular trimmer and has the nose hair trimmer attachement.

Happy Hairy Monday!

- Jennifer

Belle said...

I completely agree. I don't think trimming is the answer, because they are still there - just further up. Then - if you leaned down to pick something up from the floor or something, you would still see the disgusting hairs on the way up. They need to be PULLED out.

Jill said...

Don't forget the forest that grows out of some men's ears! No nibbling those!!

PunkyBean said...

Is the finger to make it so that people can't tell you're trimming nose hair? But they'll think you're picking... So which is worse picking or trimming? I'm confused!!!

Keith said...

I'm a man that definitely keeps my nose hairs trimmed. I think it's disgusting not to. I hate to see men with hair poking out of their nose or their ears.

SkylersDad said...

Those nose hair trimmers don't handle my forest very well, I have to use the same agent orange deforestation products we used in Nam...

Gwen said...

My eyes watered and I sneezed just thinking about pulling them out as recommended by Belle. Egads, woman! That's a beastly idea.

But they do need to be trimmed.

Cameron said...

I take it like a man and just yank them suckers out...nose mange is disgusting...you might as well have ass stink if you're gonna have nose overgrowth

Greta said...

We have this lady who galavants about town here, and she has a full moustache! I stare at her and cannot, for the life of me, understand why she chooses to do nothing. Her ignorance fuels my own moustache paranoia.

raf said...

..he maybe keep them for a transplant in case he's gonna loose those over ther head..

...or, it may be a message for his wife.."until you don't shave down there,I wont shave up here"

coffeypot said...

Asshole! The least he could do is dress it up some. He could braid them on special occasions, and make ponytails the rest of the time. I wonder if, when he takes a deep breath through his nose, it clogs up?

Kimmie said...

Men like this are foul. I'll take a metrosexual over that any day.

Giggle Pixie said...

I don't care what they use to do it, but I think men should definitely keep those nose AND ear hairs clipped. You know, because I say so.

Swedish Chef said...

I love yanking out nose hairs. Its an awfully weird guilty pleasure but when you get a big thick, black, wirey sucker... well its just awesome

Anonymous said...

Ok, rather than just get harsh behind the guy's back, why not say something to him? Use a confidential tone so you don't overly embarrass him - say you saw some great nose hair trimmers at Walmart or Walgreens or something. He might just be oblivious, strange as it may seem - like those assholes who drive slow in the fast lane.

Jeannie

Blonde Goddess said...

Um...I just discovered that the finger vibrates too.

Heh...heh..heh

jadedj said...

Give the guy a break...maybe he's trying to kick a cocaine habit.

Son of a Thomas said...

I too am plauged with nostril growth. The thing that gets me is I have this one grey one that grows 40x's the rate the rest of them do. He gets his own special day.

Dr Zibbs said...

You people are sick.

Chaka said...

While you are on the topic of rogue facial hair, you gotta love the guys who never trim their eyebrows and they are long enough to style like a Salvador Dali moustache.

The Gnu said...

there was a story somewhere about this man who grew his ear hair to about 22 centimetres. thats dedication

sas said...

nose hairs rule! they tickle my face when we are snogging.

Just Dave said...

The guy is probably just trying to get them long enough for some nasal cornrows. It's hard being a fashion icon.