Earth, Wind and Fire. The Elements. Greetings From West Chester. Funk.
TFI Friggin F! First of all, you might notice that I've moved to a new level on my That Blue Yak domination of the blog world as Gwen pointed out. I have 200 followers (holds hand up and waves in a Miss America/Pope hybrid wave). Please - take a note from Gwen and make a big deal out of every milestone of mine.
And I'd like to send the Friday Send Off Song to these bloggers:
Kimmie - a West Chester blogger that I haven't met in person but she emailed me last week and I just couldn't make it. I want to meet her within the next few weeks. And not to creep her out but I actually walked by her house today and was going to take a picture and email it to her but I thought that might creep her out. (But imagine printing that out and framing it. It would be priceless).
Phat Momma - New commenter. Funny comment today. Check out her blog.
And the song is from Earth, Wind and Fire. For those that don't know me, I loves me some funk. Damn it I would grind the hell out of you to this song (chicks only). The song is "September". Yeah. You know this one. One of these days I'm going to get in a disguise and dance for you people because I swear to God you would love to see me dancing to this. I'm not kidding you.
28 comments:
I would make the picture of the house my Xmas card.
I've been so busy screaming for attention over at my blog that I haven't had a chance to tell you how hilarious and fabulous your blog is!!
Did you get my FB message?
C Court - please get your priorities straight and start telling me how I'm hilarious and fabulous. I will have to go look for the facebook message. I remember seeing it but was read it on my BB while in an altered state.
It's no "Shining Star", but it'll do!
Earth, Wind and Fire freak me out.
I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Hmm..200 people? So is this proof that the crazies outnumber the sane?
Congrats on the big 2-double-0.
Congrats on the 200, Dr. Zibbs! I want to be like the umm.. blogging female you. Hysterical, crass, uber intelligent & soso popular!
(That should be the textual equivalent of a BJ for that great shout out to my blog you did. LOL)
I love some Earth, Wind & Fire so grind away. Mmm.
Congrats on a ba-jillion bloggers, there, that should hold you for a little while.
I would have tagged you today, but it would have entailed a photo of you, so, no go.
Remember my story of the cat that used to run up the shag carpeted wall and hang from the ceiling? No? Well, the guy who owned the cat used to listen to E,W,&F nonstop. Hmmmm.
I loves me some Earth, Wind & Fire! And I'd congratulate you on your 200, but I'm bummed because I don't even have 1/10 the stalkers, uh, I mean followers you have.
Seems like only yesterday you had 199 followers. My, how time flies. *sniffle*
Wait--
P.S.
Here I am at 2 a.m., unable to sleep because I kept fantasizing about a YouTube video of you in a metallic gold shirt, unbuttoned way down low, showing off your chest, tight black bell bottoms, platform shoes.. hips grinding..
Funk!
Well done on your progress towards taking over the world.
Apparently the world's population is estimated to be 6.76 billion.
So you're well on the way. With 200 followers you only have 6.76 billion to go. Shouldn't take you long now.
I feel like while you're waving your hand regally I should be taking a bow. That's right...(some sort of musical crescendo is needed here)...I am #200. That's right - I read a comment of yours mentioning how you wanted to get to 200, jumped over here, liked what I saw and now follow you. Daily. But don't be creeped out - I'm very nice!!
T'aint nothin' better than waking up on a Saturday morning to your megalomania!
PLEASE do the video! I'd have to go buy a box of Depends, but let's face it, that day is not too far off anyway.
ps - I can send it to my bro who could edit in all the super funky effects for you!
Sam - thanks for being #200.
Peggy - I may just take you up on that.
Hee hee...Peggy said "Taint."
That makes Peggy cool, in my book.
Wait, this is supposed to be about YOU, isn't it Zibbsy...
Congrats on the 200 Pennsylvania state quarters you collected?
Wait...no, that wasn't what you said...
Congrats on the 200 spam e-mails you sent?
Congrats on the 200 hot wings you ate in 25 minutes?
I'm sure it was something to do with 200...
Reading a day late! Another sinus inf. kicking my arse!
Oh Zibbs, that wouldn't creep me out - but only because it's you!
I'm out and about in the borough today to get some fresh air if it doesn't rain all day. I'll look for the drawing crowds for a sign of you.
Off to Booth's Corner for my fresh Amish kill!
Kimmie - you're going to Booth's Corner? Haven't been there in years. Are there any good stores?
I just get my meats from the Amish stands - it's so fresh and cheap! I get the sticky buns (can't miss the line from Donut Haven) and I get all my fresh squeezed juices from the juice stand (orange, grapefruit, pineapple). Sure the crowd is "interesting" but I know right where to go, and I'm outta there!
Kimmie - I'll have to check it out again soon. As for the "interesting" people, that's the main reason I like to go to Farmers Markets.
Hold on a minute.
You can "meet" people but you won't post a picture of yourself on here?
I AM SAD!
Damnit. I was going to be 201, but I'm too late. I'll just be 202 instead.
Also, I'm jealous and I hate you, but I won't tell you that, I'll just smile sweetly and pretend I'm happy for everyone whose blog gets read more than mine does. You'll never know any different.
I bet you dance naked in front of a mirror with this song, using a brush as your mic. Dontcha?
#2
Sista #2 - You're close. I use my dick as a mike. But instead of just holding it, I bring it around my back then hang it over my head like a boom microphone.
THAT I'd like to see!!! lol! Don't be shy...I have 5 brothers so I've seen it all.
Wait a minute...
I do love EW&F and I have forever. Because I am very old.
Am I the only one that noticed TFI friggin F instead of TGI friggin F? Falwless would have been all over that shit...
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