Saturday, January 10, 2009

Sausage Sandwich Recipe Is So Simple It's Retarded

Mmmm. Here's a sausage sandwich I made. Here's the simple recipe:

Ingredients
Sausage (hot or mild)
olive oil
pepper
salt
garlic powder
onions
hot peppers
American Cheese
long roll

OK, this is so simple that anyone can make it.

- Saute onion in olive oil, then garlic. Add salt and, pepper and garlic powder. Remove from pan.
- Cook sausage in same pan until outside is brown.
- Before hand, broil long, hot peppers under broiler until skins are black. Place in paper bag for 15 minutes to steam then remove skins.
- Place American cheese on long roll and broil until cheese is slightly melted.
- Put sausage, onions, garlic and peppers on roll.
- Add Tabasco or horseradish if you please.

Enjoy.

29 comments:

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Sass said...

I'm a little hungover and a lot hungry. That looks delish.

By the way, today you are on my mind and in my blog. :)

You're welcome. hee hee.

Anonymous said...

You forgot to mention this serves 4...but I bet you ate the whole damn thing.....

Scope said...

That totally makes the salad I'm having look like ass.

I know. Salad isn't food. Salad is what food eats.

Anonymous said...

You are seriously turning into a woman. Posting recipes??

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

peace
#2

Dr Zibbs said...

Sista # 2 - I guy can't cook? And don't you have some laundry that you should be doing?

Big Ham said...

American cheese? Seriously Zibbs?

Anonymous said...

I just got home from skiing all day - that sausage sandwich looks fantastic! I can't stand it...

URBAN BLONDE said...

Looks good but try not adding the salt and using real minced garlic instead of garlic powder. The sausage will have salt in it as will the cheese so it's totally unnecessary.

Elizabeth said...

If only I'd had this recipe when I ate meat!

Anonymous said...

Big F cooks Zibbszy. If he posted recipes, I would have him checked out.

Now, don't you have a nail appointment or something??

peace
#2

J.J. in L.A. said...

>broil long, hot peppers under broiler until skins are black. Place in paper bag for 15 minutes to steam then remove skins.

That's a lotta work - good thing I don't peppers...

Chris said...

I want to make love to that sandwich. Is that bad?

mcglinch said...

agree with Big Ham. you and American Cheese are ALL kinds of wrong on the snausage.

Chele said...

sweet mother of holy fucks thats looks good, seriously good. You could cook that for me any time.
BUT being the snobbish cheese European that I am, I would go for emmantal cheese or Jarlsberg. Mainly because when i think american cheese I think krafts cheese and thats just wrong.

Dr Zibbs said...

Alright dumbasses for getting on mu ass for using American chee. This was a throw together meal. OK? Do you get it?

Chele - I'm not talking to you. Emmantal sounds tasty.

Scope said...

And what's wrong with God fearing American cheese? When dealing with melting, it does a good job. And that wasn't a fancy sandwich calling for a fancy cheese. It needed a role player. The sausage was the star.

Chele said...

hey what did I do wrong? that´s uncalled for.
Is it because I forgot to wish you happy birthday the other day? or because of my kraft cheese comment?
clarification please.
I am gonna sulk now...

ÄsK AliCë said...

Mmmmm that looks so good

Gwen said...

If I eat a retarded sandwich, will I become retarded?

Dr Zibbs said...

Chele - you'll see that you were excluded from my dumbass commnent.

Gwen - if YOU eat it you may become unretarded. Didn't your parents ever tell you that you were....Oh my God!....they didn't tell you....

Sarah Edwina Rose said...

Oh my that looks amazing!!! and I am vegetarian! xsx

Chele said...

oh sorry, my bad.
After all...I am only female. We misunderstand things easily

Morgan the Muse said...

Looks disgusting.

words...words...words... said...

YUM. I have to agree on the "nay" vote for American cheese though. That sandwich is crying out for some provolone!

katrocket said...

I made your recipe last night and it was really delicious! But I get heartburn easily, so I substituted steak for the sausage, went with wild rice in place of the long roll, and used steamed broccoli in place of the hot peppers.

Thanks for a winning meal suggestion!

Anonymous said...

That IS retarded, yo.

MikiStrange said...

That's really difficult because I don't own a broiler.
Does that make me retarded? lol

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