Tuesday, July 29, 2008

McGlinch Honors That Blue Yak With Merchandise

I guess my good friend McGlinch at McGlinch blog got tired of me complaining about THAT BLUE YAK merchandise and decided to step up to the plate. Behold the beautiful art above! He makes DaVinci look like DaVinci's younger untalented brother for God's sake.

What does this mean to you? I hope you're sitting down for this because here it comes. You the reader...seriously..pay attention for this -you the reader can now buy a few limited edition That Blue Yak keepsakes. Limited meaning that when they sell like hot cakes, I'm cutting him out of the deal and making my very own merchandise with some crappy art that Falwless made me a while ago.

I can't wait to see the photos of you the reader - as the first one on your block or crappy town struttin' your stuff and shakin' your junk with a big ole' TBY Tee. Imagine the pride. You are a trendsetter! Here's a song you can sing as you approach curious onlookers:

You used to be starin'
At my crack
Now you're admirin'
That Blue Yak
(Important: when you say That Blue Yak, extend one foot out a bit so your heal remains on the ground and toe is pointing up. Then, using thumbs and index fingers, pull the fabric out a bit showing them the quality of the shirt and highlighting the cool art).

OK, get buyin' people. And let me know in the comments here every time you buy something. Some of you might want to buy something everyday while others might wait until payday to make their weekly purchases - It really doesn't matter. Seriously.

To view and buy stuff click on these magic words: Pry the wallet open you cheap bastard and buy some TBY. (And when you're there, check out other McGlinch stuff! - Buy my stuff first though in case you run out of money).


Falwless said...

You are a supreme idiot. The idiot of all idiots. The kind of idiot lesser idiots idolize for your glorious and unparalleled idiocy.

Will you be my husband and make me laugh every day that I am alive?

Falwless said...

P.S. I forgot about your wife. She can marry me, too, if she wants.

Gwen said...

I'll be back to buy something as soon as I get my $2 from John Cusack.

Dr Zibbs said...

I'm sorry. You people probably heard me cracking up just now. My friend Sean (the artist) just said he was reading this post and was giggling his ass off. I went back and read it, and even though I created it - he's correct. It is funny and I was laughing like hell. This blog has always strived to be a learning tool but I guess I do throw some pretty good mini-mini ha-ha's in there now and again.

Falwless said...

BTW I meant to mention that the TBY merch is FANTASTIC. I'm impressed, McGlinch! If I wore clothes I'd totally buy me some of that.

mcglinch said...

thanks falwless - the TBY buttons work great in piercings -- no clothes necessary.

Anonymous said...

So here is how the conversation went;

Me: "Honey, I'm going to order that shirt."

Wife: "What shirt?"

Me: "That Blue Yak!"

Wife: "What Blue Yak?"

Me: "Not what, That."

Wife: "That what?"

Me: "That Blue Yak."

Wife: "What Blue Yak?"

Me: "That Blue Yak, the shirt."

Wife: "They make shirts out of yak? That's obscene."

Me: "No, the shirt has a blue yak on it."

Wife: (Silence)

Me: (Silence)

Wife:(More silence)

Me: "Can I get the cup?"

Wife: "What cup."

Me: "Nevermind."

Mo said...

Hmmm...I think I need a video demonstrating the proper song and t-shirt tugging technique. This is getting way too complicated.

Falwless said...

Sir. Sir. Sir? Hello? Where is your post today, Sir? This is unacceptable.

Dr Zibbs said...

Falwless: Your wish is my command. get ready to be blown away by my new post.
anonymous: Hysterical commnent. Please make yourself known.

Dr Zibbs said...

C'mom people. Let's get ordering!

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