Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Worlds Most Freakiest Dude 2008 Award

Since acquiring the Memphis based "Self Esteem Club", That Blue Yak owns the rights to the World's Most Freakiest Dude Award. We're proud to announce this year's winner. Björn Ulvaeus (or is we like to call him, "Born Use-Is-Ugly"). Bjorn is one of the singers from the pop group ABBA and..well. just look at him. Imagine the photographer at that photo shoot. Jesus Christ.

Although we expect Ron Howard's Brother Clint to put up a fight when it comes time to hand over the crown, we'd like to thank him for his sportsmanship, sense of humor and large domed, beluga whale-like forehead. (and on a side note Clint, when you asked for a sip of my Pepsi at the award ceremony last year and then I just told you to keep it? - I do that to has absolutely nothing to do with what you look like.). To read the hysterical Clint Howard story click here. Now enjoy Bjorn - "the dude from ABBA"


Whiskeymarie said...

How odd that TWICE today I have read about or had to look at Clint Howard on different blogs.
If the universe is trying to tell me something, I really don't want to hear it.

And congrats to Bjorn!

Falwless said...

This is twice that I've looked at the guy from ABBA today. I'm getting the sinking suspicion that this internet is just a big hamster wheel with revolving content.

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

Do you realise this guy was shacking up with one of the two hot chicks in Abba? He must be hung like a horse.

MJenks said...

^ A Shetland Pony is still a horse, right?

And, I feel I should offer up a small homage to the departing king, to help ease the transition of not having the crown upon his pasty white dome.


Baby beluga in the deep blue sea,
Took a sip of the Yak's pepsi,
The Yak did then get grossed out,
After that the MFD started to pout.

OH Baby Beluga, Baby Beluga
You're Opie's bro
You're twice as slow
Now why don't you buy a big fake fro?

Thank you.

minijonb said...

...sorry, i don't know what to say. that picture has me a little frightened.

Rider said...

I think Clint Howard's problems started when his teeth came in like that. But dammit can he act!

Mo said...

Good god, what the hell is that thing on his head, a dead beaver?
Nice 'do, man.

Spoony Quine said...

` Be careful you don't insult the beluga whales!

Gwen said...

I think the motto for the club should be, "Get some self-esteem, stupid."

Anonymous said...

Except that this picture was taken sometime in the 1970 and back then most people looked like this. At least is Europe where obesity not is as common as in the US..