Six Million Dollar Man Vs Sasquatch. What A Crappy Fight. The Video.
The other week when I showed you Star Trek's Captain James T Kirk fighting the Gorn I said it might have been the worst TV fight ever.
Maybe I was wrong because check out Steve Austin (aka The Six Million Dollar Man) fighting a Bigfoot (aka Sasquatch). And I love Steve Austin's question when he meets up with bigfoot,
"Can you understand me? Are you a man?" He actually sounds like Captain Kirk .
And my second favorite part is when he rips off Bigfoot's arm. Nice.
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And one more thing. Remember when I told you I saw a mini Sasquatch woman at the Wawa the other day? Well if someome wants to dub in a female Sasquatch woman coming out of the trees during the fight while eating a Wawa shortie I'll give you five bucks.
What I like is that through all the fighting, falling on the ground and ripping the arm off, he doesn't get a single speck of dirt nor blood on his snazzy outfit. Nothin'. Dirt repellant duds! Niiiiice. I want some.
Cora - very good point!
Zibbs, This is therapeutic for me to relive my childhood memories. As bad as his fight scenes were, as a kid I would re-enact them complete with the bionic sound effects. My wife made me stop when we got married.
My favorite parts are the bionic sound effects whenever he's doing something a two year old could do. Impressive.
Man, I really wanted to see how he did with the wall of solid rock?
I would list my favorite part also, but there's way too many. But if I HAD to choose, it'd be when he jumps the 4 inch creek. That was indescribable.
Greta that 4" jump was something wasn't it?
What I find hard to grasp (no pun intended) is how a bigger-sized man can have a smaller-sized package than Sammy Davis Jr.???
This sasquatch looks like may be blind..or he could wear Marilyn Manson contact lenses..
and at the beginning 6MM ask a sort of:"do you understand me,are you a men or a woman?"
..so perhaps he is almost blind as well..
That's definitely Barbara... I'd know that grunt anywhere! (I wish I was bionic, if only for the cool sound effects.)
A REAL bigfoot would have kicked his ass! Damned bionics!
When i was a kid my mother used to chase me around my bedroom as Bigfoot and I, of course, would be Jamie Sommers, The Bionic Woman. She took Bigfoot down, baby!
However, when looking for a good 70's showdown, I would refer you to Jamie Sommers vs The Fembots.
That's some good stuff!
See my bionic breakdown here:
http://jenjiworld.blogspot.com/2007/
10/bionic-woman.html
Great post!
be well,
jenji
Where do I start with my fav moments in this 7 min 43 sec splice of life. First it was 7 min 43 secs I will never recoop...ever. However there were these wonders: Sound track...mongo bongo drums...constipated grunts galore...sci-fi screeching...adult penis challenged monster...a bear hug which should have squeezed the living shit out of whatshis name...the crotch, neck grip by big foot which would, in the least have made an alto out of Steve (?)...the partially exploding arm...retrieval of the arm...Steve's pursuit of a thing that had pretty much just stomped the shit out of him...and so much more that I will forever relive.
Hey, Chaka---interesting that you wife made you cease with the bionic sound effects when you married her...mine made me learn them.
Jenji - welcome to my blog.
Jadedj - I'm glad me - and Steve Austin - have made such an impact on your life.
Ah, the Bionic Man.. good times. Thanks for bringing it all back for me.. I forgot how cutting edge those sound effects were. I wonder if he knew he was copping Shatner's style at the time. Shatner was probably Lee Major's idol. And how could he not be?
Not so much you and Steve, as Big Foot Thingy...
Yeah, what was with the arming sparking when he ripped it off. And if someone ripped my arm off I would do exactly what the Sasquatch did. I would grab my arm and run away, but I would cry instead of gruntl
J.Hi - I HEARD THAT!
For those that are curious and still dumbfounded by the sasquatch arm sparking, he was a robot. The people commenting during the fight on who would win created the beast as a test of Steves powers. Trying to find the six million dollar mans weakness. Shame on you evil people. lol
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