The Whitest People In The World Dancing. The Video.
I hope you're prepared because you won't believe your eyes with what you're about to witness. Here is a video I found on the Youtube with possibly the worst dancers I've ever seen in my life. If bad dancing were art, this might just be the Sistine Chapel.
It's some Swedish pop group but what you should be looking at are the dancers. Be sure to watch this one until the end to see some of their horrendous mighty white people dance moves. You won't believe your eyes.
Can you do some of those dance moves? Go ahead. Get up from your computer and give it a try. Don't forget to stretch first. And make sure nobody is looking.
By the way, the song's called, "I Want To Love You Tender".
36 comments:
Ummmmm..... where are the reindeer?
- Jennifer
I'm speachless. How did you stumble on this? What year is it from? How do I make them stop.
As far as the lyrics go I can honestly say "No, I will not love you tomorrow"
As a white person myself, I can say that these people do not dance for me.
I loved that free for all bit in the middle.
Do the swimmy fin! Do the lap hump! Play a toaster!
Imagine my humiliation when I saw that I have on the SAME EXACT outfit today!
Great Gatsby on crack, that was PAINFUL to watch!!!
LOLOL
Dizzy Mom - I seek this stuff out.
And one more thing. The best move is at 1:55. I can't watch it without bursting out laughing.
And I've tried several times.
Did he say "I wanna drink your mind?" I'm pretty sure he did. Ew.
My favorite was the slow soul train column. And the guy whose sweater kept riding up.
My head hurts from laughing.
The scene from 1:50 to 2:15 is both mesmerizing and disturbing as hell.
Wow, that was weird. It was like interstellar aerobics. Had to change my underwear after the Chuck Berry guitar move.
You are at your best, sir.
Ouch my back. What the haillllll was that? You actually went looking for this? The unbelievable part is...you found it. I noticed that at least one of the dancers got loved somewhat less than tender. I am definitely adding this blog to my follow listy.
I did what you said and got up from my computer to try these moves out. I got fired. I hope you're happy.
If you think that video is horrible you have to see the one that Carson posted at One Short Of A Six Pack.
http://oneshortofasixpack.blogspot.com/2009/01/guaranteed-to-turn-men-gay.html
My favorite was the "Start the lawn mower" conga line. At first I thought it was an amazing parody of a bad 80's video, until I realized it was period, and so not a parody.
I think you now have a group participation activity for the next dance fight.
And now I am free to bust out my white man's overbite without fear.
OMG Zibbs. How do you find this shit!
All I could think about was the Manson family, pre-rampage.
Greta - I find this because I'm here for you - the reader. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
I can see that these are the Von Trapp children, but what happened to their flowered-curtain lederhosen?
That looked like a Boxing class gone horribly wrong.
Uber craptastic!!!!
Zibbsy...have you lost your mind? Those fine dancers had a passion and rhythm that I haven't seen in years. THAT was dancing.
*tear* I'm moved.
No wait, my bowels moved when I had a seizure from watching that.
j.
That was amazing. I don't know where you find these treasures but thanks. Seeing stuff like that always helps me feel better about myself.
Okay. Now if you excuse me, I need to claw my eyes out.
Awesome! You were right, it is impossible to NOT actually get up and try some of these moves! So glad I found your blog today. Thanks for visiting me!
They stole my dance moves!
Don't pretend that you arn't followed around by your own swedish pop group and that you practised all those moves today so that you can teach them later.
I also love the fact they rhymed 'tender' with 'how can i be sure you're not pretender. and that the man can show his gleaming white teeth the entire time he's singing. what the hey, i loved it all lol
hopping air guitarists *shakes head*
this made my day
yeah, I'm speechless......
I cannot believe I watched the whole thing. In the beginning I was thinking to myself, that's about the effort I give my work-out..hehe. What year is this from? Too Funny!!
That.Is.Scary.Shit. Who could sleep with that lead singer that is not a man??
I wish I could dance like that. I'm not very good.
..and I imagine they had to repeat those movement many times to get the right angles on camera!
After that, he must have killed himself..
..or everybody was downing loads of lsd and performing for some tourist group.
(When I was in a hotel in Cuba, the entertainers were doing a similar dance)
The Japanese still dance worse than us white folk....
I'm glad everyone enjoyed that and to the new readers - thanks for visiting my blog.
I think I did that same dance in the Fugett Middle School Talent Show in 1978. We won 1st prize!!!
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