All The Single Ladies Fat Guy. That's Actually Fat There!
So many of you have already seen this fatso dude dancing to Beyonce's "All The Single Ladies". And when I was watching the video again I was thinking, at least the dude has a big package.
But he doesn't. When he turns sideways, the thing that I thought was his package is really his belly flab. Or as a friend of mine used to refer to it - his "birth pile". Why do fat dudes always have small ones? Who knows?
Anyways, the video is kind of entertaining. He's got some pretty good facial expressions. And by good - I'm mean embarrassing. For him.
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I'm on the fence about the birth pile. There's one point where he kneels down while facing sideways, and you can see what may be skin creases through the leg hole of the leotard. They look too distinct to be chub rolls. It might be the real deal.
Oh god! My eyes!!! My FREAKIN' EYES!!!!
There was a waaaay too-close for comfort, almost peen reveal at around 1:10.
I fear I am now damaged for life.
I am in terror!
Did these people not learn a lesson from Star Wars Kid, or even more terrifyingly, is this the lesson they learned?
I'm not so sure it's a given that chubbies have little ones - I think it just looks small because of the "shed" covering it. You know what they say, your peenie will grow an inch for every 10 pounds you lose.
Define "birth pile" for me. I dunno about any piles of birth, it sure looked like a bigass rolled up sock or the real deal.
He would crush me if he laid on me.
Not that he would ever be on me....just saying.....
peace
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Uh...I don't think that dance was meant for the ladies. He's flaming.
I'm not sure which buldge was what. There were so many. He is oddly mishapen.
LMAO: Word verification: sifflus
Says it all.
Sista #2 = Birthpile: a big ole pile of fat below the belly and above the groinage.
i remember seeing that on the news, and every entertainment channel
Ewwwwww!
No wonder he dances alone in his room.
Remember my mention of the guy with a teenie weenie a few blogs back? Yeah, he was a big guy.
My man is coming over for a late V-day celebration so I didn't look at the clip too closely. I was to get it on today, not get sick to my stomach.
You have to admit that,despite being so fat,he's able to move a lot!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIS STOMACH? I'm a big guy too, but my stomach is in the shape of a stomach, not the shape of what looks like an alligator tail coming out the front.
Why?
I couldn't get over the hairy patch on his back.
EWWWWWWW!!! LMAO! I would really like you to invent some way to take that image back out of my brain! UGGGHHH!!!
Can you imagine that poor guy's parents (cuz you know he lives with his parents, right?) sitting on their recliners right below his room? ...thinking WHAT did we do wrong?
Coincidentally my word verification is "noweiner"
Whaaaaaa?????? I made it to 1:27. I can't watch more.
That? Was disturbing. lol
MELO - I agree. Probably lives in the basement. "MOM! I'M PRACTICING!"
Gotta tell you i lasted 32 seconds into this video. Just couldn't take it anymore!!!! It was way to disturbing.
YOU LIKE THIS STUFF????? OY VEY!!!!
I was afraid to hit PLAY, but so glad I did!
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