Thursday, November 6, 2008

And Now The Other Boobie Pictures

And now, here are the same breasts from my last post but these are in living color. Note that this is a different picture. They are touching. Aww yeaah! And the reader who submitted these just told me today that both bras are hers. I didn't get into asking her about what happened in the changing room. I just took them and nodded graciously.



And I'll also tell you what makes these photos great. For someone that's seen a lot of boobs, it's not just that these are perfect. It's that these are from readers. The only time I go to strip bars is when it's for a bachelor party. And honestly, I couldn't care less. But if a lady in everyday life exposes some cleavage, it's a good day. It has to do with the setting. Can any of you guys chime in and tell the ladies what I'm talking about?

I'm going to dub it the Lambada effect. The Lambada is the forbidden dance, and seeing cleave on the sly is the forbidden glance (note the clever rhyme).

27 comments:

Poobomber said...

You're totally going to slip up and out them at some point today, I just know it.

Philly said...

Are they real?

#1

Falwless said...

Hahahahahaha poo. I can totally see this happening.

Dr Zibbs said...

Poo - I will try not to let anything slip out. A name that is.
Philly - I've been told that they're real.
Falw - I'm trying as had as I can not to let that happen but you know I do have a dummy side.

Jennifer and Sandi said...

Are you turning your blog into a "porn" page or is it just a coincidence???? I think us gals have seen enough breasts to last us a life time...Oh wait....I guess we are stuck with that fact!!

- Jennifer

Sass said...

Actually, Zibbs, I think most women appreciate the idea that a real woman's ta-tas are more satisfying than paying to look at a stripper's ta-tas.

I'm realllll jealous of those ta-tas.

And your rhyme was quite clever. Best I've heard...ever? ;)

Anonymous said...

I have to agree with the Dr. For me less, is more. It's the little ways in which women are sexy that are the biggest turn-on. Half the time they don't know it. Or at least act like they don't. (By they I mean my wife of course)

Red said...

Zibbs, it appears you, or someone, need to post a serious break down of why men love boobs so much. I've still never heard a satisfying answer to that question.

words words words said...

I don't know if it can be explained why we like boobs so much. I think it's on an instinctual level and if you don't get it, it can't be explained. It's like if you asked someone to explain why they liked chocolate instead of vanilla. You can't really explain it, it just tastes better to you.

Dr Zibbs said...

WWW - you have a way with words.

words words words said...

As far as Zibbs' preference for real life boobs, it's true. Strip club boobs and porn boobs are there specifically for you to look at. You don't have to work to get them, they're there for anyone; they're public boobs. If you're privileged to see some real life boobs, it's exciting because you've seen something normally hidden; you've earned those boobs. And if you catch a flash of unintentional cleavage, you still get a private thrill. It's all about exclusivity.

enc said...

Those girls are lucky. I won't say why.

dmb5_libra said...

those are some good boobs.....and good bras.

Gwen said...

Meh. Boobs. I've got two.

Dr Zibbs said...

All I know is that I'm walking up the street right now to throw some darts with the guys and I've printed this post and will be walking in the door with unbridled pride. We will gaze upon these beauties allllll night.

Fancy Schmancy said...

Your mother obviously bottle-fed you. It's the reverse of penis envy, and probably Freudian, somehow. As a Dr., I would expect you to behave better.

Falwless said...

I'm telling you, words words words isn't called that for nothin'. Ask him to explain anything and it will be the best explanation you've ever heard. His mind is his sexiest asset.

ReformingGeek said...

How much do good boobs cost nowadays?

;-)

Gwen said...

Ten years ago they were $5,000. Since then there's been some inflation and some deflation so I'd guess it's still about the same.

Gwen said...

Not that I know. A friend told me.

Dr Zibbs said...

Gwen, maybe it's because I have a few beers in me but I honestly thought that was a new picture of Mathdude.

Spud Mack said...

And to think that the Australian government is offering $7000 towards all first home buyers deposit. Clearly they should be putting this money towards first boob enlargements to make a better country for us all.

Dr Zibbs said...

Spud Mack - but these ar actually real boobs.

Cary said...

If I put my face between those and went "BUBLGRBLRBGHBLRRBHGBHGHG" I wonder if I'd get ink on my forehead.

words words words said...

Inflation and deflation....hahaha. Nice. Also, Fal, your check is in the mail.

Ms. Florida Transplant said...

This post taught me never to read your blog while I'm in class and sitting towards the front of the room. The picture was enjoyed by many.

Chris said...

Man, I just know you are walking proud today:)