Friday, November 7, 2008

Elevators,Old People,The Retarded, Butt Stuff And More

So, I was reading the blog of Fonzie Sox and she had a link to this hysterical elevator story on the blog of one Chachi Sox. To view it, click here.

And to read a post about my trip in an elevator with a very special young man, check out this classic by clicking here. (Note that some think this may be my funniest post. Others think it's my most retarded. You be the judge).

And check out this photo that H put on her blog It's Always Darkest Before I Open My Eyes . These things are finger condoms. She claims to have found them at "work". Rrrrright. And it's a "friend" that explores butts with them. Yeah IIIIII see.


And for don't forget to plan your weekend around me because as usual, I'll have a few posts up. Be part of this exclusive weekend club of winners!

23 comments:

Jennifer and Sandi said...

No fair. There is no computer at my boyfriends house. I guess I'll have to drive to my home to log in for said weekend mania.

Have a Super Weekend!

Hasta Luego!

- Jennifer

Brad said...

You rule! Dr zibbs

(so speaketh chaichi)

Dr Zibbs said...

Jennifer - please do so. And may I add that I love how every comment tells me to have a Happy Day. No matter what day it is. Thanks.

Caffeine Court said...

Wow, those finger condoms are hot!!

H said...

Zibbs...left you a new post.

Falwless said...

This is an awesome photo. Too bad she didn't dip her fingertips in some chocolate before taking the picture.

What? Too much? Whatever.

Jennifer and Sandi said...

Seeing as I probably won't get down to my house I have linked my Saturday post to yours!

Have Fun!!!

- Jennifer

Poobomber said...

My favorite post of yours was the fictitious comments made by an elderly couple while they followed a van with a painted on picture of a guy looking out of the back door.

That still cracks me up when I think about it.

Dr Zibbs said...

Thanks Poobomber. I should have a call asking readers to tell me their favorite post. Not for my ego, but but for the readers. Maybe I can even donate something to one of the more trendy diseases.

Mo said...

Elevators and butt stuff? Your blog truly is a one-stop shop, man.

Talullah said...

Well I hope your happy Zibbs, I damn near pissed myself.

Chris said...

Finger condoms? Or are they really just thigh highs for finger puppets!!!!!

Gwen said...

Fal: If H sees your comment, she will do it. In fact, we're both going over to Peabody's tonight. I'm taking chocolate.

Dr Zibbs said...

Gwen - you're friends with H? Tell her I said hi.

Sass said...

You're all welcome.

I'm more than happy to say something as inane as finger condoms and send you all onto a weekend long tangent.

you're welcome.

;)

enc said...

I worked in a photo lab for awhile that required us to use those "finger cots." That's what they called them. There were boxes of them all around the lab. We used to play great practical jokes with them.

Vodka Mom said...

sweet baby jesus. Finger condoms? I'd type more, but it's hard to type with one hand, while the other is protecting my ass.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

ok where do I begin? This is all just too much!!

First-Zibsy- that is a classic, geinus, hilarious, post. And too many of the comments are ALMOST as funny. I got the nomination for BEckEye. I think you should consider kirby's comment too. I love it!

Second- Vodka Mom's comment just above is the best! If you dont nominate her for this comment I will! That woman cracks me up!!

Argentum Vulgaris said...

OMG - you weren't kidding! I don't believe it (searching net for chastity belts and other protective paraphenalia) they exist.

AV
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Lisa said...

I can't believe you can use the word "retarded" in a post title. I referred to myself as a 'tard' once and was attacked by the pc people at BlogHer. I had to remove before I was banned forever.

Dr Zibbs said...

Lisa - you're kidding me? You see you have to say retarded like this: Wetawded... Well, it doesn't come through unless you just heard how I said it out loud. You see, you get them laughing enough about the word, then they forget about being mad. Or you just dump the BlogHer network because that just plain sucks.

Gwen said...

Zibbs: Yes. I always forget people know her as H and call her Heathybear on my site.

LYDIA said...

I like this GOOGLE THIS picture better than the winner actually - it is more original. We have finger cots at my work too. I remember when I started working at my current place of employment, I was only 19 and I wondered what in the hell these little condoms were. Who did they fit? I knew I never wanted to see them naked. These would make a great contest winner gift. I should have a contest just so I can send them out.