..my stomach feels funny.......
ate too much,
When are they leaving
Did you remember to use your napkin??HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!- Jennifer
Do you have that setup in your car like James Bond did in Casino Royale? You may want to head out there pretty quick to see what they poisoned you with.
I'm sure it's from the food, not from the vodoo doll they have out in the car.They didn't have "special shrimp" set aside for you, did they? And remember, they phrase, "done enough" does not apply to poultry. I learned that the hard way.
Maybe they put a little peptobismal in the cranberry jelly?
You didn't munch on some chocolate squares from a box that said "Ex Lax" on it, did you? 'Cause that's a mistake you really don't want to make. More than once.
You gots the bird-flu man.gobble gobblepeace#2
Appendix. You're going to explode in a few hours. You might want to look into that.
mine feels hilarious.
Beware the green potato salad.It's not food coloring...TRUST ME!
Everybody relax. He's faking diarrhea so he can have a quiet couple minutes in the loo away from the in laws.
Gwen, it really DOES work. Only I spent a 1/2 hour in there...and don't have in-laws.
The in-laws probably just poisoned you.
I bet by now the baby alien has burst through Zibbs' stomach.
I have so many left-overs, I may hold a "do over" Thanksgiving...
My tummy still hurts, and it's Friday. Next year I'm faking being vegan to get out of it.
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