This Captain Kirk Clip is Hysterical

This Captain Kirk farting clip is one of the dumbest things but I can't watch it without laughing. And either can you.

Harvey Korman Dead at 81 Years Young

Harvey Korman won't have to struggle to hold in his laughter anymore - the reason? ....He's dead. The comic, known for his work on the Carol Burnett Show, Blazing Saddles and High Anxiety is dead. And a little known fact, Harvey Korman was also the voice of the Great Gazoo - the indisputable Jump the Shark moment on the Flintsones.

R.I.P Harvey. R.I.P. Now enjoy this clip from the Carol Burnett show staring Harvey and Tim Conway before Conway's legs were crushed in a horrific accident forcing him to play the midget Dorf character forever.

Gorilla Sighting on Market Street Probably a Hoax

A Gorilla spotted on Market Street in West Chester last week was probably a person in a costume. That's what experts are claiming after examining this picture. West Chester police spokesperson Sandy Bean had this to say,

"That Gorilla is wearing what appears to be a coat or a shirt. I think that's what's making me lean toward saying that it might be a fake. But if you look at that stance, with his arms up - all trying to scare you and stuff - that's what a gorilla would probably do if confronted."

To be on the safe side, West Chester police will be strategically be placing bananas around West Chester's downtown area and will be hiding out in trees with large nets until the possibility of a Market Street Gorilla can be ruled out.

"All we need is an ape climbing up to the top of the courthouse - that's what they do you know. And you wouldn't like that very much now would you? Huh? ...Huh?"

New Zoo Revue Here We Go Again

For some reason, the classic New Zoo Revue (review) outtakes keep getting removed from Youtube so here we go again. And I still can't figure out if this is real or a masterpiece spoof:

West Chester Marley & Me Live Film Footage

Thanks to "Philly Film Girl", here's some footage from the Marley and Me movie shoot that took place a few days ago in downtown West Chester. You do have to hand it to them - that looks like real snow. "Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson in West Chester? I think I'm gonna pee!"

Maybe this will calm hissy fitter Vern Callen

Marley & Me Filming Causes a West Chester Hissy Fit

West Chester Gay Street residents were witnesses to what can only be described as a hissy fit yesterday. Malvern accountant Vern Callen erupted into the hissy when he arrived in West Chester only to find that the filming for Marley & Me starring Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson was complete.

"It's not fair!" Mr Callen screamed as he dropped to his knees. The scream was so loud, it's reported that birds as far away as Matlack Street flapped out of their perches and away from danger.

Mr Callen then proceeded to roll back and forth - banging his fists and feet on the ground while screaming, "I thought they were filming all week!!!!"

The fit went on for about five minutes until an unknown employee of Taylor's Music Store emerged and told Mr Callen to "Get a grip."

Suspected Exton Special People Bus Is Special

We're not sure if this bus is for "special" people (say: spesh-ull) but when That Blue Yak asked OUR state mandated special person Benny Forester, he had this to say:

"That was cool. I saw that van with a shark and stuff at the Chester County library parking lot and stuff and I was all - 'Yeah...that is pretty cool with the shark and stuff.' I asked Miss Tina if I could go closer and stuff but she said no. I think she just wanted to leave because she had to go to Exton Square Mall to get some lotions and ointments. GOD DAMN IT ....I want to look in that van!!!"

Chris Elliott's Tribute to Shatner's Rocket Man

Here's a great clip of Chris Elliott doing his tribute to William Shatner's version of Rocket Man. For those of you not familiar with the Shatner version....well, you're worthless.

Ron's Swap Shop vs. Caln Habitat For Humanity - Potential War?

Ron's Swap Shop. Chester County staple. But what about when you want to actually SEE the item as opposed to having Ron DESCRIBE the item? That's when you head to the Habitat for Humanity in Caln. For instance, the used portable toilet above. I'm sure Ron would have said something like,


"It's a portable toilet that is looking for a loving home but just needs a little elbow grease to get it back to it's original glory days".


That's fine, salty language for describing a used portable toilet, but that doesn't tell me how clean it is. When I buy an item like this, I want to at least make sure that the portion that you sit on is clean. And can you really get the feel of a piece like this by hearing it described by the Sultan of Swap on the Information Super Highway? Not really. Can you accurately estimate the resale value? Probably not.

Let's just agree to disagree. When buying used portable toilets in Chester County, it's always good to have a few options.

Sly Fox Beer - We've Got a Tip for You

Two weeks ago, Sly Fox Beer held it's annual Goat Races in their Phoenixville parking lot. We commend you on the concept, the friendliness and the convenient free shuttle from the Kimberton Fire House to the event. Unfortunately, the time to wait for a beer - a staggering 25 minutes is totally unacceptable for an establishment that is in the service industry. With those times, you've given the Exton Taco Bell a run for it's money.

Here is a simple suggestion for next year: hire some temp staff and tap more kegs. The logistics are simple.

And on a side note, if you could arrange to have one of the goats eat a tin can, that would be a nice bonus.

Thank you.

Small Fire At Westtown Dog Park

A small fire broke out a few days ago at the Westtown Dog Park on Route 100 as this amazing photography shows. That Blue Yak Barney Lipps was getting a 24 oz Wawa coffee, 2 hostess apple pies, a Slim Jim, a pack of Big Red, an egg sandwich and krimpets, (for later) when he noticed the Fire trucks.

"I was gonna see if they needed my help but it looked like things were already under control. Plus, I saw a dalmatian down in the fenced in dog area and figured that the dog might be able to help and stuff."

The fire, apparently burning in a trash can, was extinguished without incident. There were no deaths.

Horrifying Speed Racer Dream Sequence Will Get You

Here's a a little clip from Speed Racer that is extremely horrifying. It involves Trixie and...well... you'll find out. Seeing this after viewing it as a child brings back nightmares. Can anyone honestly tell me that nobody died of fright watching this or AT LEAST had their hair turn white? Enjoy....but beware:

Land of the Lost Sleestaks Close to Sainthood

The Land of the Lost movie is in the works! Release date? July 2009. Will Ferrell will star. And the good news is that the Sleestaks will NOT be computerized. I guess some things are sacred.

Here's a link to the the ultimate Land of the Lost fan website. And of course, it's cheesy.

Mad TV Olive Garden Commercial Is A Classic

Here's a great commercial parody that pays homage to all the crappyness of the Olive Garden. Make sure to stay tuned until the end so you can see some of the classic Italian dishes like "Hamburger Italy" and "Hot Dog Rustica".

Charles Nelson Reilly

Before the days of Match Game, there Charles Nelson Reilly was the famous Bic Banana. Enjoy this classic 70's commercial. If you look closely at the painting's on the walls, you can see George Washington and Abraham Lincoln as Banana headed creatures.


And for all of you fans, check out the cool Charles Nelson merchandise here.

Church Street in West Chester Suffers Vandalism

Well, not really, but look at this cool sticker that someone put on the back of this sign. It says Schadenfreude. What the....????

Retarded Video Ends On Downer Note

A retarded mongoloid video reviewed by THAT BLUE YAK warehouse worker Marty Visbin.

"This retard video starts out great. Very funny. They even trained him to speak with an English accent. Then it turns tragic at the end. I've been tricked."

(Disclaimer: That Blue Yak does not condone making fun of retarded people when they are within ear shot).

Ingleside Diner in Thorndale the Video

Here's a video someone put on YouTube of the Ingleside Diner in Thorndale, PA. And although the dude's video skills are just average, he sounds exactly like Bobby Darin.

The Pork's Closed - The Moose Should Have Told You

Imagine the horror - We take a train from Malvern station to Market Street - Philly. Imagining the DiNic's Italian style roast pork sandwich (see delicious photo above). We have plenty of time - it's only 4:00 and Reading Terminal Market is open until 6:00. We approach the stools and as we're about to sit down, the dude says, "Sorry, we're closed."

"Closed?" I ask - lip beginning to quiver. "We came all the way from West Ches....."

"Closed - we sold out."

That was the terrible scene that I encountered this weekend. My friend and I had to settle for a Rick's cheese steak. Not even close!

The Breakfast Club - Funny Re-Enactment By Brandon Hardesty

As all people know, the Breakfast Club is a crappy movie but it's impossible not to watch. Here's a great re-enactment by Brandon Hardesty. He's a You Tuber that does various re-enactments of movies and has just completed a role in a movie with William H. Macy. Way to go.

The only change I would have made to this clip would have been to somehow make the Judd Nelson character have those huge, dark cannon barrel nostrils. Either way, Enjoy:

Drive By Farting Video Is Shockingly Funny

Here is a great video of news woman Dawn Scott trying to report on a very serious crime, when some naked dude - wearing a ski mask appears out of nowhere and....well..see for yourself (even though I revealed the secret in the title):

Don Rickles On Dean Martin Roast - Classic Comedy

Here's a great clip of Don Rickles on a Dean Martin celebrity roast. Celebs include Ronald Reagan, Bob Hope, Sugar Ray and Milton Berle. If you can watch this without laughing, you're dead. Keep an eye out for our friend Nipsey Russell

Krofft Supershow Dr Shrinker, Electra Woman, and More

Here's a little gem from the past - The 1975 First Season Intro of the Krofft Super Show. I believe that this is from the Friday Night preview show that they'd play the night before the new Saturday shows started. Sid and Marty sure could create a lot of junk.

Bobby Bittman - Now That Was Stand up Comedy!

Bobby Bittman... SCTV. The best sketch comedy show ever? Eugene Levy was so great as Bittman, he and Sammy Maudlin (Joe Flaherty) could have had their own show just with these characters. For how much I loved the old SNL, SCTV was much better. Enjoy this classic clip:

Robin Williams Responds to Divorce with Predictable Zaniness

Robin Williams responded to inquiries concerning his split with wife Marsha Garces Williams with an exclusive, babbling voicemail on the THAT BLUE YAK phone line (sorry Cojo):

Williams: the split? It was very tough...(John Wayne voice): It was so tough partner I broke a tooth..(Gay dentist voice): OHHH! You broke a tooth? Well sit right down...and don't forget to RINSE! Wait did I say RINSE? Good God..(Preacher voice): Good God Jesus! I need you to put up your hands and pray..DID YOU HEAR ME? PRAYYYYYYY!...ahhh haa..ooohhh.ahhh!

It could be worse. You could be Billy Crystal.

Chelsea Clinton at West Chester U March 27 - Not Hillary

Our last post was incorrect. Chelsea Clinton NOT her annoying mom Hillary will be at West Chester University Thursday, March 27. We apologize for any mistake in your plans. Please use the rotting fruits and vegetables that you were planning to throw at Hillary and give them to a bum.

Thank you.

Hillary Clinton Coming to West Chester - Take Cover

I just received a voice mail from Chelsea Clinton saying that her mom will be at West Chester University tomorrow (Thursday, March 27). She'll be at Sykes Student Union at 3:45. I'm not sure if I've been invited to a one-on-one with her, or if the message was a mass voicemail, inviting many the unimportant people around Chester County.

First of all, Chelsea don't you EVER leave a message on the machine of THAT BLUE YAK. We are busy manufacturing very important products and/or servicing top businesses in the Chester County area. We don't have the time for nonsense.

Secondly, we will try to send a representative down to heckle your mom. When you hear the yell of, "OH YEAH...RIGHT!", you'll know it was us.

Thirdly, I just visited your mom's website and let me tell you, it is a complete waste of bandwidth.

Flip the Bird - Short Book Review and Various Facts and Trivia

"Highway Salute", "New York Hello" The Canadian turn Signal" - all different ways to say "Flip the Bird".

It's True: Historians say the first documented Bird flipping was in 1886 when baseball player Charles "Old Hoss" Radbourn extended his middle finger while posing for a photo with his team - the Boston Beaneaters.

Most kids learn how to flip the bird when they realize that the comeback, "So's your face" - is totally ineffective.

Do you want to know 101 ways to flip the bird? You're in luck. 101 Ways to Flip the Bird by Jason Joseph and Rick Joseph is now on sale at most book stores, Amazon and Urban Outfitters - (or you can read it on your lunch hour at the Exton Square Mall like I did. My favorite bird flip? The crank.

My favorite related bird flip gesture? The trick finger (Hiding all but the tip of the finger behind your hand, then slowly moving your hand to reveal not your middle finger, but your ring or "trick" finger. Then look at the person like they're a dick and say "'Trick Finger". (Important: this one is NOT in the book).

Here are some other links related to flipping the bird:

Flip the Bird Cartoons

Picture of Johnny Cash flipping the bird

"Flip the Bird" T-shirt on sale at Threadless T-shirts

The Best Cheese Steak in Chester County

The owners of The Westtown Butcher Shop and Deli were in for a pleasant surprise this morning when they opened shop. Why? Because greeting them on their doorstep was a five foot tinfoil covered dome with 10 paper mache yak horns protruding from it. In the middle of the tinfoil, the words "BEST CHEESESTEAK IN CHESTER COUNTY" were taped.

THAT BLUE YAK janitor Willie B. Phelps explains:

That is correct, they've won the best cheesesteak in the area award. Many cheesesteak were sampled before this coveted award was declared. The roll has has the perfect fluffiness. The meat is rib eye. Very classy. Everything about it is perfect.

Be prepared though if you're planning to eat there because there are no tables. You can bring your own bucket and use it as a seat, but I don't think they encourage that because they were looking at me funny the whole time.

To get there, if you're leaving West Chester on High Street, pass the Parkway Shopping Center and take a right, right before Stetson.

And of course, ENJOY.

To see other reviews of cheesesteaks, check out BestCheesesteaks.Com

Springfield PA Parade Destroys the Good Name of Mr. Peanut

I've seen some crappy mascot costumes but I am calling for the firing of the person in the Planters licensing department that approved this Mr Peanut Costume. This was the horrific scene last week at the Springfield Saint Patties Day parade. I mean, where should I start? Just look at the inferior fabric, the thin font on the hat and the yellow? It's at least three pantone shades light of the correct Mr. Peanut yellow.

And it wasn't just me. As the "Mr. Peanut" rounded the corner onto Springfield Road it was as if people had seen Godzilla. It was pure panic. People freaked and scattered in all directions to seek shelter from this beast. Although there were no deaths in the melee at least one parade goer chipped a tooth. Luckily she wasn't Irish. She was only Hungarian or something.

I hereby am demanding a written apology from Planters (a division of Kraft) and some peanuts. From Springfield I'm demanding a verbal apology, a full page written apology in the Daily Times and a key to the city. Not a big fake key, but a real key that opens up real doors in Springfield.