Wednesday, October 29, 2008

When Public Mooning Goes Wrong

Looking out at the huge moon the other night it got me thinking about actual mooning. We used to do it all of the time in high school. One time in 11th grade we were driving down Boot Road and we saw a bunch of people we knew from Downingtown - a neighboring and inferior high school. I was driving a Toyota Corona station wagon at the time - which is a smallish station wagon. I yell for my friends to get into the back to moon them. We're all laughing hysterically.

So the three of them are lined up against the back window on all fours and they start the moon. I'm looking at them in the rear view and it hits me. The only thing that's going to make this funnier is to do this. By "this" I mean grab the wheel and turn it left and right.

As I do it, the three of them who are already squeezed in pretty close and are kneeling on their jeans begin falling on top of each other. And they're screaming. And I'm laughing. They're literally on top of each other trying frantically to pull their pants up.

Oh that was a good one. Does anyone else have any good mooning stories they want to share?

By the way the photo of the people mooning above is the annual Mooning of Amtrak Trains that happens every July in Laguna Niguel, California. To read more about that event, click here.

25 comments:

Jennifer and Sandi said...

Calendar marked....I'm heading to SOCAL July 11th, 2009!!!

- Jennifer

Candy's daily Dandy said...

No good mooning stories, but I do have prizes for you on my blog. I know you are sooooo way busy for crap like this but if you can tear yourself away you can stop bye and pick it up.
What's up with the World Series?-were not getting any younger waiting for u guys to wrap this puppy up! Historic though-tonite should be interesting considering it's a sixth inning start. Please I beg you-slap those Ray's back to reality and send them home crying for their mommies like the little b--ches that they are! Go Phillys!

Dr Zibbs said...

Whoops I did it again. Candy just gave me a blogging friends forever card. Sweet.

minddiarrhea said...

holy cow that is hilarious. One time one of our friends passed out, so 2 of us shoved our bare asses next to his head and took a photo. Funniest part, it was on his camera, so when he went to pick up the prints, he had no idea what he was going to see. My friend and I laughed so hard thinking about the photo tech who developed them.

J. Hi said...

We had new neighbors move in behind us. One day I glanced out of an upstairs window and saw their teenge daughters standing in their back yard. I said to my 7 yr. old son, "Wave to the new neighbors." At which time he turned around and mooned them. Still haven't met them, too embarrassed.

LYDIA said...

I do have a story - and it even involves the lovely Miss Catherine. My brother, he is an interesting one, proposed to his wife by mooning. Let me explain, three of my little brothers and Catherine helped this cause and offered to let their ass be a part of history. So I was awarded the artistic job of writing WILL YOU MARRY ME, one word on each ass (the ME was Catherine) and then they mooned his soon to be wife... It was even Christmas! What a present! I know I have a picture somewhere....

SkylersDad said...

Ah yes, high school mooning... I had my 2 friends who were riding in my car moon the pep club bus coming home from some event.

That's the kind of thing that seems like a great idea at the time, but then you realize in a small town everyone knows your car, knows you, knows your parents...

Cant Hardly Wait said...

Hahaha. I don't have a good mooning story, but I remember one time in highschool in the gym, a kid was walking past my and my friends while we sat on the floor against the wall. He had some "tear away" pants, you know the ones that button down the side. Well, we "tore" them away and he didn't have any underwear on. =(

Chele said...

My high school sweetie back in 96 gave a valentines card that said on the cover.
you know what would make this valentines even more special?

open the card

a full moon
*drawing of a man mooning you*

i thought it was the best card ever

Gwen said...

I mooned everyone at Homecoming a couple weeks ago. I also have a picture of Johnny B's buttcrack from the same weekend.

I told you we pretend we're 20 again.

saratogajean said...

Once my best friend and I were driving our restaurant's catering truck through downtown on our way to an event. We saw one of our managers driving next to us, so my friend (who was in the passenger seat, I was driving) mooned our manager. I was so busy laughing I didn't notice that a large truck was coming towards me, crossing over the middle double line. We ended up hitting each other's side view mirrors. I was covered in glass shards, and had to call the restaurant to let them know what happened. Luckily the manager we mooned never told anyone what we were doing when we messed up the truck.

Caffeine Court said...

I have to admit, I did alot of really wild things in my younger years, but I have never chucked a moon.

Maybe I'll do it the next time I have a "Girl's Night Out!"

I'll write a post about it after I do it. I want to wait until I have my "That Blue Yak" tatttoo.

Mathdude said...

Yikes, you got the chele/gwen-sameavatar-pose thing in the comments freakin me out again.

OK-for my sophmore year our class went to NYC for a field trip to do all the sighseeing stuff. We went on the Circle Line, a tourist boat that goes around Manhattan. Some people on shore mooned us, so guess what we did? That's right, nothing. Of course, if there had been other cool kids in the Class of '81, we would have.

Dr Zibbs said...

Mind Diarreah (I can't believe I'm addressing someone as Mind Diarreah) - great story!!!
Lydia - you've been sitting on a picture like that? Get that thing up on a post!
Can't Hardly Wait - Welcome to my amazing, award winning blog.
Saratog - another great story.

Slyde said...

man, we used to moon people all the time. I remember one time when i was driving and my friends were mooning people from the back seat.

my dad called me outside the next day and asked me to explain the multiple ass prints clearly visible on the window....

gorillabuns said...

My ass does not see the light of day.

step right up said...

I guess this story fits in with "mooning". My hsb played college ball. He and his teammates were on the road in two separate passenger vans in the dark of night. My hsb told me that the other van drove up beside the one he was riding in and started honking their horn. When my hsb's van looked over the other van's light was on and all of the guys were in awkward poses NAKED! Oh, it gets better. At one point in the trip, one of the players from the "naked van" decided to crap in a plastic cup and then throw it back at hsb's van where it hit the windshield. I don't know what's grosser. Poo on the windshield or being in a van with some guy crapping in a cup.

Miss Catherine said...

I really wish i had a sweet story.
But i've got nothin'
lol.

But I like everyone else's stories.. haha.

Lovely Miss Catherine

LYDIA said...

Catherine, you do have a sweet story! My story.

Whiskeymarie said...

I've never mooned anyone because I have an irrational fear of strangers accidentally catching a glimpse of my butthole in unflattering light.

I wish I was lying, and I wish I could stop confessing these things to you people.

Some Guy said...

I never wear pants, so my life is one continuous moon (I do wear a sock on the front. I'm kinda modest that way.)

pj said...

i tan naked so it really isn't mooning when i do it.. once i got so burned i actually sunned someone.. hahaha, get it sunned someone... oh never mind.

go phils

Mrs.D said...

I am probably the only person on Earth that has NEVER mooned anyone. But I find it hilarious when others do it.

enc said...

No, Mrs.D,^^ I've never done it either! And I won't.

I don't have any stories about mooning, but I don't need any now, as this one is powerful enough to last a lifetime!

Andrew Rodriguez said...

I was driving a white, 15 passenger van that we borrowed from the Navy, "U.S. Navy-For Official Use Only" was written on the doors. Our 1st Sgt was standing on the corner where Sloppy Joe's is in Key West, we drove by, 5 guys and 1 girl pressed their ass's against the window, I made the turn at the corner, but the right rear tire hit the curb and sent everybody in the back tumbling all over the place, pants around their ankles. Good times, Good times