Monday, September 22, 2008

Hottest Guy Has That Special Something

And now something for the ladies:





- He's got style....




- He's got Pa-Zazz!.......





- He's got the gentle touch.....





- Imagine him gazing into your eyes........







- Breathing his breath in your face.........





- Re-presenting............









GENE SHALLOT! You know you want it. Seriously though. Imagine him looking into your eyes, trying to look all sexy. He's breathing through his nose. And it's whistling.......

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Isn't he a Super Mario Brother?

Falwless said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA poo

MJenks said...

...his nose whistling and his moustache waving in the breeze like an unmown field.

Feisty Democrat said...

...food dropping out of his moustache...

Feisty Democrat said...

I love how you link him to his wikipedia definition, but you misspell his name.

"I quit, but I get it!"

Shieldmaiden96 said...

You just saved me about six bucks. Because I don't think I need lunch now.

Dr Zibbs said...

Mathdude - I spelled it wrong on purpose? I did it as a joke? OK. I'm stupid.

Some Guy said...

HOTT!

PS: This post follows in the tradition of great blog posts about Gene Shalit: http://andsomeguysblog.blogspot.com/2007/09/mr-green-gene.html

BeckEye said...

Get out of my dreams!

Whiskeymarie said...

All I can think of when I look at him is, "I wonder how much food is trapped in that thing?"
And
"Is he gay? Would they even want him? Do WE want him?"

So. Much. Hair.
I shudder to think of him in a Speedo.

Mnmom said...

If lovin him is wrong, I don't wanna be right

Gwen said...

I bet he'd be fun to hang out with.

Anonymous said...

I don't like ANYONE breathing their breath in my face. Not my husband and certainly not Gene Shallot.

Anonymous said...

I spelled it wrong, too but only because you did it first!

Jennifer and Sandi said...

Great.... now I'm going to have nightmares!!!

- Jennifer

katrocket said...

Gene seems pretty sweet and fun-loving, but it's cruel to make me fall in love with a man I can never have.

Anonymous said...

Do you think you could find his bow tie on ebay?

I've been looking for years to find a bow tie that went with my great grandma's quilt.

Anonymous said...

Your right! He is gross! an he will be home soon.

(weep)

Mrs. Shalit

Moderator said...

How much for a ride on that thing?

Elizabeth said...

He's definitely hotter than my husband.

NOT.

Falwless said...

This is very insensitive. What if Gene googles his name and finds this post and all of these comments making fun of him? Hmm? Would you say these things to his FACE??? Would you??????

Easy to be tough on the internets isn't it, Tough Guys??????

Malcolm said...

You should have really scared the ladies (as well as us men) and posted the Playgirl centerfold photo that Gene posed for back in 2002.

words...words...words... said...

I thought this was Bruce Vilanch with a dog's tail across his upper lip. I think that's actually scarier than Gene Shalit.